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Childbirth causes more pain than the human body can stand
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:46 pm
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:47 pm to Grim
"OMG SHARE IT EVERYBODY! MAYBE MEN WILL START TAKING US SERIOUSLY!"
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:48 pm to Grim
annnnd they're off
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:48 pm to Grim
Moms 
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:49 pm to SabiDojo
No, we won't.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:50 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
OMG SHARE IT EVERYBODY! MAYBE MEN WILL START TAKING US SERIOUSLY!"
I thank my wife often for giving me my children.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:52 pm to Grim
Meh, try working an 8hr workday with sporadic boners.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:53 pm to Grim
there was a question that something that makes you involuntarily shite yourself is more pain than the body can endure?
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:53 pm to Grim
guess the teachers are getting off for summer break early this year
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:53 pm to Grim
Yeah, its a shitty hand that women were dealt but we have to put up with constant craziness of the female mind so it's a wash.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:54 pm to Grim
I'd take up to 75 dels of pain if it meant I could sit on my couch sharing memes instead of going to work.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:54 pm to Grim
My wife who has had a pure natural childbirth (baby came really quick and no time for epidural) and a kidney stone says that a kidney stone is worse than childbirth.
Kidney stone is 60 del
A hard direct kick/punch/shot to the balls is 90 del but doesn't last as long as childbirth/kidney stone. The somewhat quick recovery overpowers the fact that when we take a direct shot, we want to die in those 30-45 seconds.
Kidney stone is 60 del
A hard direct kick/punch/shot to the balls is 90 del but doesn't last as long as childbirth/kidney stone. The somewhat quick recovery overpowers the fact that when we take a direct shot, we want to die in those 30-45 seconds.
This post was edited on 5/15/16 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 5/15/16 at 2:54 pm to Grim
Poor womenz, 9 months of carrying the baby only to die of pain at childbirth.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:00 pm to PrivatePublic
A hospital tried out a new technology that transfers labor pains to the father. When the delivery nurse informed a couple about the new machine, the husband immediately offered to start at 50%. The nurse told him, "You don't know what you're getting into, honey. I'll start at 5% and turn it up if you're OK." He agrees and they hook him up to the machine.
He says he's OK and they can go up to 10%. Then they turn it up to 20, 25, 30...by the time she delivers the baby, it's at 95%. She has a pain-free delivery and they leave the hospital a few hours later.
When they get home they find the mailman dead on the front porch.
He says he's OK and they can go up to 10%. Then they turn it up to 20, 25, 30...by the time she delivers the baby, it's at 95%. She has a pain-free delivery and they leave the hospital a few hours later.
When they get home they find the mailman dead on the front porch.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:03 pm to Grim
Looks like that dad needs to pay the doctor to put in a few extra stitches.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:07 pm to ehidal1
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Looks like that dad needs to pay the doctor to put in a few extra stitches.
Full dilation is 10 cm (4 inches, the width of a man's hand including the thumb). But maybe she doesn't need extra stitches. Marco Rubio just PMed me and said Trump is the doctor.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:31 pm to Grim
I didn't know there was a standard measurement for pain
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:35 pm to biglego
There is no standard measurement of pain. The del is a made up term.
Even if it existed, there would be no way to accurately measure it, since pain is subjective.
Even if it existed, there would be no way to accurately measure it, since pain is subjective.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:36 pm to Grim
.... This is news? I mean... that's pretty much a given. But I remember in Psyc class that a woman said that kidney stones hurt worse than her giving birth.
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:38 pm to RC
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Even if it existed, there would be no way to accurately measure it, since pain is subjective.
True. The same event can trigger different levels of pain in different people. One difference is that people with a higher level of valine are less sensitive to pain (and less sensitive to the placebo effect).
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