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re: CEO Marissa Mayer = Wifey material

Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:36 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:36 am to
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Some of those mom butts are better than others.


I could deal with one of those weird looking elongated 80's heart shaped mom asses for half a Billion
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:36 am to
She's cute. Looks like somebody you'd see at a Catholic school Home and School Association meeting.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17439 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:38 am to
There aint nothing wrong with her. I could play all the golf, or fish, or whatever I wanted. I wouldn't mind it one bit. Hell, even be a stay at home Dad. She sounds like a winner. That is, of course, her crazy isn't too much to that it can't be over looked...
Posted by Taurus
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Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:41 am to
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She would wear the pants. If you're okay with that, knock yourself out.


I'm cool with it. I bet she likes to be dominated in bed.


She looks like a boring poke. I'd rather a poor rump shaker than her.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15279 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:42 am to
As long as she buys me a boat. I'm down
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:43 am to
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That is, of course, her crazy isn't too much to that it can't be over looked...
Yeah man no doubt.... of course you would have to vet her pretty good. I mean there is a chance and all she just isn't a good fit and all. I mean i'm sure that woman you are with gives her a run for her money anyway....
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51788 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:43 am to
Wears houndstooth, I wood.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:47 am to
Solid Yes.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:51 am to
MILF!
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:54 am to
Literally never been a more worthless CEO in American history. Comes on board does nothing for years makes hundreds of millions then spins off core assets for literally no added value to when she came on board and the rest of yahoo is stakes in yahoo Japan and Ali baba she had nothing to do with acquiring. I'd love to hear her talk about what she actually did all those years
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38422 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:55 am to
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Literally never been a more worthless CEO in American history. Comes on board does nothing for years makes hundreds of millions then spins off core assets for literally no added value to when she came on board and the rest of yahoo is stakes in yahoo Japan and Ali baba she had nothing to do with acquiring. I'd love to hear her talk about what she actually did all those years


I feel like you're missing the point of this discussion.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:56 am to
So not only did she do nothing, she got paid tens of millions of dollars for it? Where the frick did I go wrong?!
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:00 am to
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Literally never been a more worthless CEO in American history.
This isn't about her board room accomplishments... come'on man....


This is about how far Sabi and I would bury our tongue in her balloon knot then lick and suck our way up to her swollen clitoris while getting her to gyrate on our face at a progressive pace.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:00 am to
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i'd even change my homepage from Google


I believe she was the one that actually designed the Google homepage. Or at least was the most vocal about it staying ad free when she was at Google..
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31618 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:01 am to
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She's married with two kids IIRC


I know her husband. Y'all would approve, other than that he is a big environmentalist.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19104 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:02 am to
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Do women CEO types put out?

I think the stereotype is that they don't.


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She's married with two kids IIRC


3 kids (including a set of twins...so things may have gotten a bit ...stretched out).
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17085 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:02 am to
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I'm cool with it. I bet she likes to be dominated in bed.


She's the boss all day.....she may want to come home and let someone else take over
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:08 am to
Brb
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:12 am to
She couldn't be further from my type. I guess I don't like money enough.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:13 am to
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Literally never been a more worthless CEO in American history.


Ha! Michael Spindler, Kenneth Lay, Carly Fiorina, Jonathan Schwartz, John Scully, Bernard Embers, Angelo Mozilo, & Kay R. Whitmore thank you for your ignorance of US corporate history.
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