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Can the women at "Cosmopolitan" just die already?
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:09 pm
I submit to you maybe the worst article ever written: 12 Compelling Arguments to Never Give Another Blow Job
Honestly, I'd love to count punt Hannah Smothers on behalf of every man in the world. Really would be best if twats like her would go crawl up in a ditch and die. This might be the worst article of all time, and hundreds of hardworking men are probably going to bed with blue balls thanks to the ideas they put in these dumb impressionable sandwich makers heads.
Here's point number one:
frick you, you selfish twat. Remember that thread last week that shows that women are delusional incredibly selfish whores, this is it personified. "Oh I can get it, but I'm not returning the favor. This isn't a two way street, it's all about me and you're going to service me for nothing in return." frick you. I hope she never gets any man meat ever after this article. Why would anyone ever frick her after reading that?
Honestly, I'd love to count punt Hannah Smothers on behalf of every man in the world. Really would be best if twats like her would go crawl up in a ditch and die. This might be the worst article of all time, and hundreds of hardworking men are probably going to bed with blue balls thanks to the ideas they put in these dumb impressionable sandwich makers heads.
Here's point number one:
quote:
1. Deep within your heart ... you know you can get oral without giving it.
Whoever started the rumor that oral sex is an act of reciprocity was probably a dude, and he was definitely lying. If a dude won't go down on you, dump him. If a dude refuses to go down on you unless you return the favor, dump him. A truly great man will go down on you forever and never expect a thing. Find you that man.
frick you, you selfish twat. Remember that thread last week that shows that women are delusional incredibly selfish whores, this is it personified. "Oh I can get it, but I'm not returning the favor. This isn't a two way street, it's all about me and you're going to service me for nothing in return." frick you. I hope she never gets any man meat ever after this article. Why would anyone ever frick her after reading that?
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:13 pm
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Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:10 pm to OMLandshark
Why you reading cosmo bro?
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:11 pm to OMLandshark
frick that bitch
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:11 pm to OMLandshark
Pics of hannah?
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:12 pm to OMLandshark
If you willingly are with a woman who is stupid enough to be entertained by Cosmo, frick you, you get what you deserve. Maybe you should have higher standards than fricking vapid twats.
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:13 pm to Cosmo
I'm calling tranny.
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:13 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
Why you reading cosmo bro?
/thread
/wrists
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:13 pm to PowerTool
Id let her blow me i suppose
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:14 pm to Cosmo
quote:At least you wouldn't have to hear the stupid shite that comes out of her mouth anymore.
Id let her blow me i suppose
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:15 pm to Cosmo
13. He already married me.
14. He knows divorce is expensive.
14. He knows divorce is expensive.
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:15 pm to OMLandshark
What I want to do to "Cosmopolitan" offices after browsing that article...
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:18 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
frick you. I hope she never gets any man meat ever after this article. Why would anyone ever frick her after reading that?
After seeing that picture, i wouldn't have a hard time believing no one was fricking her before she wrote that article. Probably the reason she wrote it.
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:19 pm to OMLandshark
Calm down, dude.
No one is stopping you from giving blowjobs
No one is stopping you from giving blowjobs
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:24 pm to TigerStripes06
I found her twitter feed. That pic I posted earlier was the glamour shot.
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:25 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
If a dude won't go down on you, dump him.
well by this logic i would have to dump her since she wont go down on me right?
ETA: She has man feet
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:27 pm to spaceranger
Ugghh. Didn't notice that. I'm a foot guy, so simply from her feet, that's a no. She's a disgusting human being all around. Going down on her is something even the Jackass guys would find too disgusting to do.
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:31 pm to OMLandshark
Cosmopolitan gives shite advice on purpose so their readers always have relationship problems and keep buying their magazine.
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:37 pm to PowerTool
And any bitch that lets her toe nails get in that shape definitely has an unkept vag.
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:40 pm to OMLandshark
quote:that's kinda the best thing about a bj
6. You can't have deep and meaningful conversations with a penis in your mouth! Sure, sexual intimacy is an important part of a healthy relationship, but so is emotional intimacy, accomplished via heartfelt chats.
Posted on 3/12/17 at 6:44 pm to OMLandshark
To be honest, that article read as incredibly sarcastic to me. Sounds like it's lampooning the excuses women make but I'm probably giving Cosmo and its readership too much credit.
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