Started By
Message

Can Any Man Get a Buzz On Just Beer?

Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:36 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:36 pm
Theoretically it's possible of course, but let's just say it takes 4-6 beers for the average sized man to "catch a buzz".

My stomach just doesn't have that capacity, and that's not even tying one on.

It's going to take liquor to get right for me.

Beer's for fishing, cutting the grass and sitting on the back porch watching the kiddos play.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:38 pm to
I can get fricked up on beer, but I don't drink the redneck pussy shite you're definitely drinking, so results may vary.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35587 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:38 pm to
It takes me 2 beers on an empty stomach to get buzzed.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55547 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:39 pm to
I used to be like you. Then I turned 19.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:40 pm to
I wasn't talking about High Grav.

Currently my fridge has Fat Tire, a few Good People IPAs and a box of Yuengling.

Beer is just too damn filling...well unless you're drinking Natty Light. You know, redneck beer.

Posted by tigertyler
Bogie's
Member since Sep 2016
851 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:41 pm to
3 beers and Im frickin hammered
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:41 pm to
I can get drunk off a suitcase of coors light. Buzzed after 9.

Might be an alcoholic lol
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:41 pm to
You're so cool man.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:42 pm to
Some dudes get filled up on a few beers.....I've heard that from a few guys.....but I don't hang out with them much......they usually have shoulder sweaters and wear tasseled loafers......nice guys but......
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19116 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:43 pm to
If you aren't getting buzzed on beer than what the frick are you drinking it for?
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:44 pm to
Honestly cheap arse white ziphendale wine gets me buzzed as hell. I don't hold alcohol well
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

I can get drunk off a suitcase of coors light. Buzzed after 9.


I couldn't imagine drinking that many beers. My stomach would fricking explode.

I'm not saying I don't like beer. It's good with a meal or to relax. It's refreshing, but I just can't imagine drinking enough to get drunk.

If I want to catch a buzz it's bourbon and soda or gin and tonic.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:44 pm to
Beer is like water. I can drink it all night, and nothing.


Unless it's andygator. Then I get fricked up.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11340 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:45 pm to
Drink a few Natty's baw you'll feel that trashy buzz in no time
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71329 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:48 pm to
You're full of shite. 3 beers in an hour and you're buzzed, 6 and you're drunk outside of hardcore alcoholics.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:48 pm to
No, millions of men just drink beer for the hell of it, they could care less about catching a buzz.....


Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

Drink a few Natty's baw you'll feel that trashy buzz in no time


Don't trust any beer that only has a "light" version.

New question:

Has anyone ever seen a Natural beer?
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:49 pm to
I might have an issue. I'm a big guy but my tolerance is really really high
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

You're full of shite. 3 beers in an hour and you're buzzed, 6 and you're drunk outside of hardcore alcoholics.


You missed the point. Theoretically, there's the same amount of alcohol in a beer, glass of wine and a cocktail. Beer is just filling as hell to me.
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
5975 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:53 pm to
No, but I'm an alcoholic
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram