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Brother shoots sister in butt over penis cake

Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:42 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:42 am
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A man is facing battery charges after he shot his sister in the butt with a BB gun after she made him a birthday cake in the shape of a penis, according to WKMG.

Christopher Taft, 21, has been charged with aggravated battery and battery in the Sunday incident.

Taft told police he thought it would be funny to shoot his sister with a BB gun as a joke and did not intend to hurt her, according to the report.

The BB was embedded in the victim's skin and she refused to be transported, saying she would go to a hospital herself, police said.
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:43 am to
He PABBIHB
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:43 am to
justified
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:43 am to
She called the cops? Over a bb gun?

Pussification of america
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:44 am to
It was made by Betty Cocker.
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:44 am to
Florida Rules!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:44 am to
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it would be funny to shoot his sister with a BB gun as a joke and did not intend to hurt her,


Who hasnt done that?
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:45 am to
Do you have specific key words that you search to find these stories? Or is there some sort of funny headline AP wire type thing you subscribe to that funnels ridiculous things to your inbox? I'm honestly astounded with the amount of crazy shite you can find.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:45 am to
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The press is NOT reporting that the sister is also his common-law-wife.

AND his mother.....
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 10:46 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:46 am to
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A man is facing battery charges after he shot his sister in the butt with a BB gun


That's a bit excessive. Hell when we were kids me, my brother and our buddies probably shot each other with our BB guns almost daily during our ongoing BB gun wars. And I doubt we were outside the norm in that regard.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:49 am to
need pics of said sister
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:51 am to
Yea my friends and I would all be in jail
Posted by genro
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:52 am to
She must be pissed at him. Pressing charges over a BB boo-boo
Posted by elposter
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:52 am to
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Hell when we were kids me, my brother and our buddies probably shot each other with our BB guns almost daily during our ongoing BB gun wars. And I doubt we were outside the norm in that regard.


I don't think it's rare to shoot someone / get shot by a BB gun maybe once or twice as a kid (and proceed to get in pretty big trouble with your parents for shooting someone), but I don't think it's at all normal to get shot by a BB gun on a daily basis.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 10:53 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:52 am to
quote:

need pics of said sister



no you dont
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:53 am to
You must've lived a sheltered life
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:53 am to
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The victim told police she didn't want to pursue criminal charges.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:53 am to
Some threads you don't even need to look who the OP is...
Posted by genro
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:54 am to
Shutup
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20014 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:54 am to
BB gun wars with model 25 Daisy BB guns here. Got shot a few times with our rules being no upper torso shots.
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