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Bringing a Date to a Wedding

Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:02 pm
I'm going to a wedding out of state (7+ hours away) and my friend wants to hook me up with a date. I told him I really didn't want to be obligated to babysit some chick the whole time and I'd rather spit game at girls at the wedding. Additionally, I'd have to listen to her for talk on the way there and back. Is it wrong for me to suggest them drive separately or fly out there and we pick them up? And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!
This post was edited on 3/15/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98074 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:03 pm to
You've got about a 15% chance of having an awesome time and an 85% chance of it being a disaster. Do you feel lucky?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:05 pm to
Pics of said chick? Jesus christ you people never learn
Posted by TheSexecutioner
Member since Mar 2011
5247 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:07 pm to
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And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


gotta be a troll.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167034 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:07 pm to
There is no way you're not 14. You're horrible.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:09 pm to
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

I'm going to a wedding out of state (7+ hours away) and my friend wants to hook me up with a date. I told him I really didn't want to be obligated to babysit some chick the whole time and I'd rather spit game at girls at the wedding. Additionally, I'd have to listen to her for talk on the way there and back. Is it wrong for me to suggest them drive separately or fly out there and we pick them up? And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


Why would you want to bring a random girl to a presumably semi-intimate event?

Does your entire family think you're gay or something?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Does your entire family think you're gay or something?

This is what I was thinking
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4641 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/2/20 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52816 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:12 pm to
Yeah, blind date for a wedding is a train wreck waiting to happen. But, I think the idea that women go to a wedding solo and ready to frick is a bit overblown. Almost every chick worth her salt has already has a date.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Pics of said chick? Jesus christ you people never learn



Well if she ends up going, I'm not opposed to sending pics at all. Hell idgaf
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:13 pm to
If it was local, it would be OK but if you end up not liking this chick, 14 hrs in a car together is going to be like Abu Ghraib.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:13 pm to
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And if not, oh well, surprise sex.


Trillhog?
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Yeah, blind date for a wedding is a train wreck waiting to happen. But, I think the idea that women go to a wedding solo and ready to frick is a bit overblown. Almost every chick worth her salt has already has a date.



I'm jerking off in the room no matter what, she's either a part of it or nah
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40062 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

And if not, oh well, surprise sex.

Trillhog?


can't stop laughing
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52889 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:20 pm to
I think you should do it, you never know when you might find the one
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Why would you want to bring a random girl to a presumably semi-intimate event?


Maybe I'm different but I don't mind meeting new people and enjoying their company.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Maybe I'm different but I don't mind meeting new people and enjoying their company.


Yeah. What does that have to do with a wedding? How do you introduce some chick you just brought along?

Hi, this is Julia. We just met but are sharing a room together at the Holiday Inn express. I thought it a good idea to introduce this random to all my family and friends. I'm really really not gay.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:28 pm to
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How do you introduce some chick you just brought along?


"This is Julia..."?

How is this even that complicated?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63143 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:29 pm to
All thw romance will seep out when both of you drop your separate post-car trip deuces in the hotel bathroom.
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