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Breaking: Dead body found at Apple's headquarters in Cupertino
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:56 pm
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Reports are coming in that a dead body has been found at Apple's headquarters in Cupertino, CA. Though it appears that neither Apple nor local law enforcements authorities are commenting, Matt Keller, a reporter for ABC7 News out of San Jose, has said that it was a man and a gun was located near his body. He also reports that a Sheriff's spokesperson says the deceased was an Apple employee.
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Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:57 pm to Street Hawk
Cook took yesterday's news pretty bad. RIP
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:58 pm to Street Hawk
is it tim cook?
eta dammit dualed
eta dammit dualed
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:00 pm to Street Hawk
To go from $985,235,352,678,213,135.58 to $878,235,126,673,543,745.32 would probably make me pretty depressed too.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:00 pm to Street Hawk
Guns are not allowed inside Apple headquarters.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:01 pm to Street Hawk
They were probably just recreating that is it a murder or suicide meme.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:02 pm to Street Hawk
An employee was beta testing the iGun....
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:06 pm to Street Hawk
Did they find him using the dead body finder app?
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:07 pm to Street Hawk
Thought this was gonna be a dead body found at the construction site of the new headquarters.
This is infinitely more interesting.
This is infinitely more interesting.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:07 pm to LSURussian
An apple a day won't keep the coroner away
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:09 pm to Street Hawk
too much stress...cant think of anything better to roll out besides the new iPhone SE. Which is just a remake of the iPhone 5
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:11 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Did they find him using the dead body finder app?
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:12 pm to Street Hawk
Didn't have enough memory to upgrade to the latest Apple operating system. Had to off himself and get a new one in there
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:13 pm to Street Hawk
it wouldnt be a shock if it was related to the performance of the company as of late.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:14 pm to upgrayedd
best i can do on a moment's notice.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:15 pm to Street Hawk
Tried to Reset his body?
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