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Breaking: Dead body found at Apple's headquarters in Cupertino

Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:56 pm
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Reports are coming in that a dead body has been found at Apple's headquarters in Cupertino, CA. Though it appears that neither Apple nor local law enforcements authorities are commenting, Matt Keller, a reporter for ABC7 News out of San Jose, has said that it was a man and a gun was located near his body. He also reports that a Sheriff's spokesperson says the deceased was an Apple employee.

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Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20360 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:57 pm to
Where do I apply?
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4689 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:57 pm to
Cook took yesterday's news pretty bad. RIP
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:58 pm to
is it tim cook?

eta dammit dualed
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4689 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:00 pm to
To go from $985,235,352,678,213,135.58 to $878,235,126,673,543,745.32 would probably make me pretty depressed too.
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:00 pm to
Guns are not allowed inside Apple headquarters.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:01 pm to
They were probably just recreating that is it a murder or suicide meme.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126940 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:02 pm to
An employee was beta testing the iGun....
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
Did they find him using the dead body finder app?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:07 pm to
Thought this was gonna be a dead body found at the construction site of the new headquarters.

This is infinitely more interesting.

Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15081 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:07 pm to
An apple a day won't keep the coroner away
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:08 pm to
What a genius!
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:09 pm to
too much stress...cant think of anything better to roll out besides the new iPhone SE. Which is just a remake of the iPhone 5
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Did they find him using the dead body finder app?


Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:12 pm to
Didn't have enough memory to upgrade to the latest Apple operating system. Had to off himself and get a new one in there
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11285 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:13 pm to
it wouldnt be a shock if it was related to the performance of the company as of late.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:14 pm to
best i can do on a moment's notice.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:15 pm to
Tried to Reset his body?
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:22 pm to
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