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Bill Cosby Is Planning to Host Town Hall Seminars on How to Avoid Sexual Assault Charges

Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:54 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33912 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:54 pm
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In what appears to be a very, very stunning display of balls, Bill Cosby is reportedly planning on hitting the road to deliver a tour of town hall seminars which will "warn" young athletes and also married men about the threat that can come from sex crime allegations.

If all goes as planned, these speeches would begin in July.

In the meantime, Cosby spokesperson Andrew Wyatt stated "Mr. Cosby wants to get back to work," during a Wednesday appearance on a program called Good Day Alabama. "We’re now planning town halls and we’re going to be coming to this city [Birmingham] sometime in July," Wyatt added. "[T]o talk to young people because this is bigger than Bill Cosby."


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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:55 pm to
In other news, OJ Simpson to host seminar on how to avoid alimony.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5276 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:56 pm to
hmmm not sure what to think about this.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40347 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:57 pm to
Not drugging and raping women is a pretty good way to avoid charges.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:57 pm to
This has to be an Onion article.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34542 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:57 pm to
Add Bill Clinton on the joys of fidelity in marriage, and that's a hell of a package tour.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:59 pm to
And Michael Vick in how to train loyal dogs.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55940 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:00 pm to
Motherfricker had better quit while he is ahead...
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31618 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:02 pm to
Dude that is funny shite.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

How to Avoid Sexual Assault Charges


He didn't avoid charges.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38498 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:03 pm to
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hmmm not sure what to think about this.




This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15405 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:06 pm to
Troll Level: Master
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49209 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:11 pm to
What the actual frick?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21836 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Add Bill Clinton on the joys of fidelity in marriage, and that's a hell of a package tour.


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113857 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:15 pm to
Would this be like Jarrod from Subway doing seminars on how to make a sandwich?

Get it? Because he is in jail for his crime.. So he couldn't teach a seminar on how to be a phediphile?


Yeah, I know.. Not funny.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:20 pm to
I may have found an explanation on his IMDB quotes page:
quote:

Don't worry about senility, when it hits you, you won't know it.

This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:27 pm to
As Dave Chappell says:

quote:

He rapes, but he saves. And he saves more than he rapes. But he probably does rape.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:32 pm to
Bill Cosby is a nasty, evil old man.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71294 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 9:02 pm to
He's a terrible person, but my god the balls.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24233 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 9:25 pm to
He will have two opening acts with Hillary Clinton doing her seminar called "Successful Campaigning" and Casey Anthony doing her seminar called "Responsible Parenting."
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 10:39 pm
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