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Biggest hint from a female you missed, only to catch too late
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:32 pm
-About a week into summer before my senior year of HS I had rode with my parents to Wednesday night church and was waiting on my friend to pick me up to go party that night. This girl a year younger, who was a good friend that I had previously crushed on for a while, walks up to me in the parking lot. Blonde, blue eyes, skinny but still with good sized perfectly hanging titties (fwiw she's still built like that and it's been 9 years). She insists on giving me a ride to my buddies house even tho he was about to leave.
We pull up in his driveway and she wants me to stay and talk instead of getting out. She was a straight up church girl with a complete good girl reputation. This is how the conversation went:
Girl - "I'm just tired of everybody thinking I'm this good girl... I just want to be bad for once."
Bowl - "well me and T are going to a party tonight. You want to come?"
Girl - "no, I don't like the other people who will be there and I'm not interested in drinking."
Bowl - "Well..... do you want to smoke some weed sometime?"
Girl - "No that's not it either..."
Right then my buddy comes out of the house and motions for me to come inside.
Bowl - "Okay... well if you think of something let me know. I'd be glad to help"
one-armed side friend hug, hops out of car
Shortly after I start talking to another chick for the whole summer who ends up being a complete prude.
Find out in the fall that blonde girl who was dropping hints, that I had a huge crush on earlier in HS had lost her virginity over the summer to this other guy from our youth group that nobody really liked.
Somehow word spread around the church and even to the do-gooder helicopter parents and she got embarrassed and went back in her good girl she'll until halfway through college. By that time we had gone our separate ways and no longer talked and now she's engaged to this ugly guy she met in a bar (I think only because it's her first long term relationship and she doesn't know different) and it kills me because I'm 10x more handsome and still want to bang her
Easily #1 on my list of "if I could do it different knowing what I know now"
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:52 pm
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Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:34 pm to BowlJackson
Same
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:35 pm to BowlJackson
I do not care for this Sweet Valley High School drama.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:35 pm to BowlJackson
Girl had my dick in her mouth during last 3 minutes of Saints Superbowl. Didnt even notice she was there for a good 5minutes.
And then I fricked her mom
And then I fricked her mom
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:37 pm to BowlJackson
No means no
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:38 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
Girl had my dick in her mouth during last 3 minutes of Saints Superbowl. Didnt even notice she was there for a good 5minutes.
It is true that an undersized dick will not create much friction when it is placed in the mouth of a female. I could see how you would not feel any friction.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:45 pm to BowlJackson
I was a late bloomer as a young man and I was in bed between my buddy's sister and her best friend late one night and they were ready to go. I was scared. We were 16. I have regrets. They would have turned me into a man that night. frick
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:49 pm to BowlJackson
My dad was dating this woman who had a pretty daughter my age (15 at the time this story). Dad and I stayed at their house one night. Daughter had a friend over who was even better looking.
I'm staying on the couch for the night. The friend comes in late that night. She said the daughter was hogging the bed and she was coming to sleep in the living room of that was OK with me. She's wearing these short arse boxer type shorts and tight white shirt with no bra. Could see the lining of her nips. I said sure and offered her the couch. She said no that's OK and grabbed a blanket and pillow and set up on the floor.
A few minutes later, she said it was cold in there. I offered her my blanket or to go find another one. She said no. Then she said the floor was uncomfortable. I pushed again to offer her to switch with me. She was clearly frustrated at my responses at this point, and said no. This the point I realized what was going on.
I could see by her eyelashes blinking that she was awake. She'd look over on occasion and I'd close my eyes to pretend I was sleeping. I wanted to bang her so bad, but I chickened out because I thought I had missed the opportunity. I just stayed awake as long as I could, hoping she'd be the one to initiate.
Still regret that beta shite 16 years later.
I'm staying on the couch for the night. The friend comes in late that night. She said the daughter was hogging the bed and she was coming to sleep in the living room of that was OK with me. She's wearing these short arse boxer type shorts and tight white shirt with no bra. Could see the lining of her nips. I said sure and offered her the couch. She said no that's OK and grabbed a blanket and pillow and set up on the floor.
A few minutes later, she said it was cold in there. I offered her my blanket or to go find another one. She said no. Then she said the floor was uncomfortable. I pushed again to offer her to switch with me. She was clearly frustrated at my responses at this point, and said no. This the point I realized what was going on.
I could see by her eyelashes blinking that she was awake. She'd look over on occasion and I'd close my eyes to pretend I was sleeping. I wanted to bang her so bad, but I chickened out because I thought I had missed the opportunity. I just stayed awake as long as I could, hoping she'd be the one to initiate.
Still regret that beta shite 16 years later.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:52 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
Biggest hint from a female you missed, only to catch too late
How long do you have?
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:56 pm to a_plus_poster
quote:quit thinkin about me like that man.
it is true that an undersized dick will not create much friction when it is placed in the mouth of a female. I could see how you would not feel any friction.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:59 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
Girl had my dick in her mouth during last 3 minutes of Saints Superbowl. Didnt even notice she was there for a good 5minutes.
Quit naming your left hand "Girl"
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:59 pm to BowlJackson
I was 6.......this is weird.
ETA: Only time I've had a female walk up and touch my naughty bits.
ETA2: Only 3 guys have done it.
ETA: Only time I've had a female walk up and touch my naughty bits.
ETA2: Only 3 guys have done it.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:00 pm to BowlJackson
In my younger beta days (early 20s - I was a late bloomer), a hot blonde colleague who never really showed any affection towards me had a lady friend in town from out-of-state and was in need of people to help show her a good time. I was one of a few she invited out to assist her in this noble task, but the others ended up being poor teammates and went home relatively early. I stayed out true to the blonde's request and just had fun - danced with her friend a lot late into the night. We all got late night food. It was great.
These were the days pre-Uber, and I obviously drank too much to drive home. The blonde invited me to split a cab back to the her apartment, and she offered me her couch. I gladly accept. Well, immediately after we enter the apartment her wasted friend bolts to the only couch and passes the frick out. It was impressive. The blonde shrugged and said I could sleep with her in her bed.
Well, drunk, naive early-20s Blob assumed this was a platonic oopsy-daisy sleepover scenario. However, looking back, I distinctly remember her sleeping awfully close to me and "incidentally" rubbing her feet against mine several times before the whiskey closed my stupid, stupid beta eyes.
That ended up being my one and only opportunity, and I blew it. I shudder thinking about it, but we learn from our mistakes.
Sorry. No pics of blonde. I'm a dumb but classy fish.
These were the days pre-Uber, and I obviously drank too much to drive home. The blonde invited me to split a cab back to the her apartment, and she offered me her couch. I gladly accept. Well, immediately after we enter the apartment her wasted friend bolts to the only couch and passes the frick out. It was impressive. The blonde shrugged and said I could sleep with her in her bed.
Well, drunk, naive early-20s Blob assumed this was a platonic oopsy-daisy sleepover scenario. However, looking back, I distinctly remember her sleeping awfully close to me and "incidentally" rubbing her feet against mine several times before the whiskey closed my stupid, stupid beta eyes.
That ended up being my one and only opportunity, and I blew it. I shudder thinking about it, but we learn from our mistakes.
Sorry. No pics of blonde. I'm a dumb but classy fish.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:05 pm to whit
quote:
I was a late bloomer as a young man and I was in bed between my buddy's sister and her best friend late one night and they were ready to go. I was scared. We were 16. I have regrets. They would have turned me into a man that night. frick
She had broken up with Buddha?
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:10 pm to BowlJackson
I had a coworker that I always had a huge crush on invite me over because her "friend was interested in me". When I got her house, her friend was a complete bitch to me but my coworker was being extremely friendly. I eventually left when the conversation went stale. She later told me that inviting me over to meet her friend was just an excuse to invite me to her house. Much more to this story but that's it in a nut shell.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:14 pm to BowlJackson
I had a huge crush on a girl in HS, but I thought I had been friend zoned. This girl was fully developed, out of my league I thought at the time.
Well we had a lil party at my house before the end of Sr year. She wanted to stay over, no drinking and driving, but she wanted to sleep in my bed. She made it clear though not to try anything. So being the pussy gentleman I am, I didn't.
Fast foward a couple of years, we are at diff colleges at the time, but friended on Facebook, this was when Facebook first started. She asked me why I never made a move? I was like, are you fricking kidding me?
She said don't try anything, trying something would have been rape. Well I never saw her again.
Well we had a lil party at my house before the end of Sr year. She wanted to stay over, no drinking and driving, but she wanted to sleep in my bed. She made it clear though not to try anything. So being the pussy gentleman I am, I didn't.
Fast foward a couple of years, we are at diff colleges at the time, but friended on Facebook, this was when Facebook first started. She asked me why I never made a move? I was like, are you fricking kidding me?
She said don't try anything, trying something would have been rape. Well I never saw her again.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:20 pm to whit
quote:
I was in bed between my buddy's sister and her best friend late one night and they were ready to go. I was scared. We were 16. I have regrets. They would have turned me into a man that night. frick
I too have a "could've been two chicks at the same time" story, but from college.
Had these two fine arse girls (one is a fairly succesful bikini model still) drunk and on the bed making out and feeling on each other.
Only problem was there was about 5 other dudes in the room besides me.
The ladies were into me and my buddy and were pulling us in to take turns in their make out session.
But if the other guys in there a couple were nerdy virgin types that were staring a little too hard.
I had the urge to yell out "Everybody but me, him and the two ladies on the bed GTFO" and lock the door behind them.
But unfortunately I hesitated and by that time the nerds had creeped the girls out enough that one of them was no longer in the mood and called everything off
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:22 pm to BowlJackson
Your mom blowing me
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:29 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:36 pm to dgnx6
quote:
She made it clear though not to try anything. So being the pussy gentleman I am, I didn't.
Fast foward a couple of years, we are at diff colleges at the time, but friended on Facebook, this was when Facebook first started. She asked me why I never made a move?
You got "13 Reasons Why'd"
You're just lucky you heard about it on Facebook years later instead of on a cassette tape.
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