Better local company slogan: CRIBS Inc or River Parish Disposal

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RPD

Also, not a slogan but best business name ive seen is a paternity testing center around Luling

"WHO DAT baby dady"

You Can't Beat Wagner's Meat.

There's a local towing company that has the slogan "We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tows."

I prefer, "we don't want your arms or your legs, we just want your tows."

ETA: Tchefuncte beat me to it.

As recompense, I'll add "GMFS chaaaaaaaaaaaaanging lives"