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Best Bathroom / Portalet wall Poetry

Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:49 am
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:49 am
So, what is the best wall poetry you have seen in a bathroom stall / portalet.

In west texas, there was the birth poetry written on the bathroom stall wall.


Here i sit, a-hole a flexin, i just gave birth to another texan.............. Signed the chithouse poet......
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 6:50 am
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:52 am to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:54 am to
He who writes on shite house walls
Rolls his shite into tiny balls
And he who reads these words of whit
Eats those tiny balls of shite.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2163 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:55 am to
A welder can weld
A fitter can fit
but the portacan man
knows all y'alls shite
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:55 am to
I don't understand how people can smoke in these things. It smells so bad I can't taste my sandwich.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:52 am to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This place is shitty
And Rebeloke threads are to
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5095 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:57 am to
South Downs Lounge men's room. "Dicks hang out here"
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10121 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:02 am to
here i sit
broken hearted
came to shite
but only farted

but now i marinate
in stinky vapor
i finally shite
and got no paper
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:11 am to
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Roses are red Violets are blue This place is shitty And Rebeloke threads are too


FIFY
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:40 am to
"I'm so happy, I'm shitting rainbows right now"
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9625 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:58 am to
Here I sit, gruntin and flexin.
Just gave birth to another Texan.
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:00 am to
Here I sit on the can giving birth to another auburn fan
Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
848 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:21 am to
Mexican Incubator
"Please Do Not Disturb The Brown Eggs"
Posted by Rounder1
Member since Feb 2013
522 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:24 am to
"A healthy crab can jump 3 feet....go ahead and take a seat."
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68265 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:25 am to
Did you shite
Or did you shat?
Call it what you want
I call it my snack
Posted by rcrdav24
Member since Jul 2015
81 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:28 am to
Don't look here the joke's in your hand.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:08 am to
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:11 am to


Not gonna lie, had to think about this one for a few seconds.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79611 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:16 am to
No matter how beautiful she is, no matter how smart she is, no matter how much she laughs at your jokes...somebody, somewhere is sick of her shite.
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