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Besides dick cancer, is there anything worse than a cricket in your house?

Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:22 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155234 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:22 am
Chirping like a da'gon low battery in a smoke alarm whilst you are trying to sleep.

IT WAS AN ABORTION MICHAEL, AN ABORTION
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:24 am to
Mosquito in the bedroom.
Posted by UncleBuckDabs
Member since Jan 2014
287 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:24 am to
you cannot say abortion in the OT
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:25 am to
2 crickets?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:25 am to
Giant flying attack cockroaches are much much worse than an annoying cricket.

This post was edited on 6/22/16 at 9:27 am
Posted by bwallcubfan
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
38112 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:25 am to
spider/snake in the house
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:26 am to
no air conditioning is far worse.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16668 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:26 am to
Rushing to the bathroom to take a doodie, dropping trou and hurrying to sit down, then realizing a little bit got out before you sat down and you pooded on the seat then smooshed it with your bum.

Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:27 am to
Finding a snake in your toilet when you're getting ready to take a dump would be way worse.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124015 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:28 am to
Watching porn and the video starts buffering
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33838 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:28 am to
Cricket in your dick cancer.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72574 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:30 am to
Sharing a seat with an alligator while riding Splash Mountain.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:31 am to
Thinking a chick is really hot when you drunkenly wander too far down Bourbon St. then realizing its a tranny dude with tits.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:31 am to
Ah the old Annoy-a-tron.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124015 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:33 am to


A guy I went to high school had this happen to him. He ended up making out with a tranny. Supposedly there is pictures of it. That is something you can never live down.
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Zika Mosquito in the bedroom.



FIFY
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55095 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:36 am to
WAT?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:



A guy I went to high school had this happen to him. He ended up making out with a tranny. Supposedly there is pictures of it. That is something you can never live down.


A buddy in college did this once. Bartender leans over mid-makeout and says "Y'all know that's a dude, right?"...and we let him keep going for about 30 seconds before breaking it up.

There are photos.

To his defense, this dude looked like a very hot chick. Like an IRL 8. That shite should be illegal.
Posted by UKWildcatsFAN
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
5690 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:39 am to
A dripping ceiling would be cause for concern in my world.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16527 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 9:39 am to
There is a bird that likes to sit in the tree outside my bedroom window and gets after it with all the chirpin and noise shite at 3-4 in the morning. Its not even light outside? Why cant he wait until 6 like a normal fawkin bird? If he keeps it up he will be permanently relocated to a shoebox in the ground.
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