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re: Beards are filled with fecal bacteria and 'as dirty as toilets'

Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:16 pm to
Man posts facebook click-bait on college athletics website.
You'll never guess what happened next!
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:16 pm to
This shite right here is legit…this is during shower time

LINK



also legit…for post shower:

LINK

Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43891 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Beards and longhair are played out.


+10000
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11905 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Your best bet if you're pro-beard: lots of hand washing, a thorough beard scrubbing, and keep your hands away from your face as much as possible



so if you have a beard you magically get shite on your hands all day long and shouldn't touch your face, but if you don't have a beard you can tough your face all day long because your hands are shite repellents?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:20 pm to
That's probably from eating your girl's snatch out. The beard falls in the worst place possible.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:22 pm to
I don't have a beard, but this has to be bullshite. Maybe if you are camping. Otherwise, you are gross for not washing your hands/face/body regularly.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

take a shite
don't wash your hands
stroke your beard

or literally touch anything in public, then touch your beard


Glad to see shite only sticks to facial hair, not your actual face or head hair or hands or arse hair or fat folds. Only beards.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:25 pm to
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Glad to see shite only sticks to facial hair, not your actual face or head hair or hands or arse hair or fat folds. Only beards.


shite is literally everywhere, that is why this article is retarded
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:26 pm to
Sucks having to work a white collar job where I can't grow a big "alpha" beard.

Guess we'll have to let all you truck drivers have all the fun.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Sucks having to work a white collar job where I can't grow a big "alpha" beard.


LOL

I always love these responses in beard threads
Posted by hi2ulol
Member since Sep 2009
1268 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Sucks having to work a white collar job where I can't grow a big "alpha" beard.

Guess we'll have to let all you truck drivers have all the fun.



Well kept beards are perfectly acceptable in corporate America. Just don't be a pussy.
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43891 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Sucks having to work a white collar job where I can't grow a big "alpha" beard.


nah that shite flew out the window years ago. I just never supported a beard and long hair. I guess us in the clean cut crowd are old fashion.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

the Golobic

Obviously the preeminent beard fecal matter expert, if they call him ´the´.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:34 pm to
Dries out your hair.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38449 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:35 pm to
So people with fecal beards are most likely to survive naked in Africa.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

old fashion




This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64391 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

by Tyler9258
Booty eating has really gotten out of control these days.




If eating booty is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 4:38 pm to
If beards hold that much funk, I'd imagine the hair on your head does also.
I'd be willing to bet that study was done by some pussy that can't grow a beard and is jelly.
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 4:40 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 4:40 pm to
I love when idiots like you post that in these types of threads.


you're too big of a pussy and can't grow one. don't blame it on your job.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 5/4/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I guess us in the clean cut crowd are old fashion.


I would imagine that beards are more old fashioned than no-beards.
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