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Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:43 pm
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20358 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:43 pm
Employee found dead in Bronx hospital may have had heart attack while masturbating

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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:44 pm to
I take fish oil (and use it for lube).
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89465 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:45 pm to
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Employee found dead in Bronx hospital may have had heart attack while masturbating


Meh. That's probably the way he wanted to go out. Props to the dude for dying doing what he enjoyed. The rest of us should be so lucky.

Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:45 pm to
My biggest fear.............
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:47 pm to
whats worse, heart attack jacking off or heart attack on the shitter in the middle of a deuce?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15406 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:48 pm to
Must be nice to work for an employer without internet filters.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141566 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:48 pm to
if going blind didn't scare me, heart attack sure won't
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:48 pm to
Same. No human should have to witness the depravity put on display when I'm grippin & ripping my hog
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13498 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:49 pm to
This is right below my preferred way of croaking: aneurysm during sex.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:50 pm to
There are worse ways to go.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58542 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:50 pm to
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A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague


I bet that colleague hated the guy and set up the scene as a final "F you."
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:50 pm to
Was he cumming and going at the same time?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59580 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:53 pm to
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Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15406 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:53 pm to
This story highlights the importance of utilizing the slow, twisting motion more and more as one ages.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:54 pm to
how hard do you have to be beating that thing to give yourself a heart attack?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20195 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

if going blind didn't scare me, heart attack sure won't


it's the hairy palms I always worried about.

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13827 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:06 pm to
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The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor, Washington, died from injuries received during receptive anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, Pinyan suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse from a stallion and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case". Video footage of Pinyan and a horse was later disseminated through the Internet.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3517 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

whats worse, heart attack jacking off or heart attack on the shitter in the middle of a deuce?


Elvis made the other one acceptable.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4774 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:13 pm to
Now what am I gonna do on call
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:20 pm to
He rubbed himself out
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