Bat in house

Everyone seemed to enjoy the story on FB so much I figure id share it here....

Sooooo me and my hot lil wife got home from my sons baseball tournament last night. We are laying in bed watching house of cards. We are snuggling and relaxing ....then BAMMMMM!!! Wtf is that flying around our room in the dark??? A June bug? A mosquito hawk? A sparrow?? No!!! None of the above! (Skip that part a second). So this mf thing is circling us like a buzzard waiting for animal to die. My wife's under sheets screaming, I dive into bathroom like a little bitch, I pass up the guns, I don't grab key to gun safe, I go for the towel cabinet! I grab the best weapon against flying creatures..the towel folded up like a baseball bat!!! I peek through door, wife still hiding under sheets screaming...I gotta be the man, strikeeeeeee 1!!!! Set up for second swing....HOMERUNNN!!! I nailed that sum bitch....

It wasn't over there!!!
I go around trying to find where it got in. I have my super powered flashlight light on, I'm going around armed with the towel bat, just looking for any entry point. I turn corner on stairs and another one is flying straight at my face!!! I tried to run but I just fell on my arse. I'm waiting to be attacked and be eaten alive by the 2 oz bat, but he must have been intimidated by my tightly wrapped towel and me crawling away like a cat on ice... so he turned away. I proceeded with caution into living room where it also circled like a fn horror movie. The cats were meowing and watching this thing circle and watching me take about 20 swings at this dang thing, I was ducking and running (and laughing my arse off) every 3rd swing as it would veer straight at me. Finally I connected, and took that SOB deep off the wall.

Things I learned:
I now know bats like to roll in pairs. I also learned I hate fn bats!!! And do not ever leave window cracked open!