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Bad Product Ideas for a Marketing project
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:33 am
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:33 am
I am taking a marketing class as an elective. For a short paper I have to write a marketing plan for a product, either real or made up. What are some bad ideas to write about?
I was thinking of doing it on Vibrating Tampons since the professor is a feminazi.
Edit: The paper is 10% of the grade. I'm not worried about it.
I was thinking of doing it on Vibrating Tampons since the professor is a feminazi.
Edit: The paper is 10% of the grade. I'm not worried about it.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 6:41 am
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:36 am to celltech1981
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feminazi
Shampoo & Conditioner for armpit & pubic hair.
Call it "Pits & Bush" instead of "Head & Shoulders"
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:37 am to celltech1981
if you are trying to fail the class then go for it
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:37 am to celltech1981
Fleshlight with real looking genital warts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:40 am to celltech1981
Smart-San
Phone sanitizer packs that dangle from your smart phone for disinfecting after posting from the stall. Comes in 3 styles and colors.
Phone sanitizer packs that dangle from your smart phone for disinfecting after posting from the stall. Comes in 3 styles and colors.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:40 am to ksayetiger
Sell her the idea of a sequel to "Saving Private Ryan" and call it, "Shaving Ryan's Privates."
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:43 am to celltech1981
Filo-sue
Toilet paper made from filo dough. Breakfast while posting.
Toilet paper made from filo dough. Breakfast while posting.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:46 am to celltech1981
quote:
the professor is a feminazi.
Guaranteed A with late term abortion Barbie. You're welcome
Posted on 10/12/17 at 7:59 am to celltech1981
A Cruncher Machine used to terrorize, punish, torture and kill people who commit heinous crimes.
It has a feeder platform like a conveyor belt with adjustable speed. The worse the crime, the slower it goes. Feed the mofo feet first as the cruncher chews off what touches it. I can just hear the screams now. Tough guy? No longer I guarantee. Let me know your grade......
It has a feeder platform like a conveyor belt with adjustable speed. The worse the crime, the slower it goes. Feed the mofo feet first as the cruncher chews off what touches it. I can just hear the screams now. Tough guy? No longer I guarantee. Let me know your grade......
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:12 am to celltech1981
When I was taking television and film production in high school, we had to make a commercial for a product. I came up with pre-chewed slim jims for people with no teeth. I pre-chewed a bunch, repackaged them, and did my commercial. Teacher was not impressed.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:17 am to celltech1981
A sensor that turns the light in your bathroom off every time you reach for the toilet paper.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:17 am to celltech1981
I had a feminazi English teacher at LSU. Bitch made us ready short stories about women taking over the world and a bunch of other feminist crap.
One time she made us write a paper about the first time we realized "whiteness was a privileged position in America"
She also taught us that ebonics made more sense than proper English.
I don't know how the frick these people get hired.
One time she made us write a paper about the first time we realized "whiteness was a privileged position in America"
She also taught us that ebonics made more sense than proper English.
I don't know how the frick these people get hired.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 8:18 am
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:18 am to tigerpimpbot
quote:
Chevy Nova in Mexico
Urban legend.
From an NPR correction issued after they repeated the old chestnut:
quote:
we pointed to the Chevy Nova as an example of poor branding, repeating the alleged problem in Spanish. Nova means no go. Well, after a flurry of tweets, we check the website snopes.com, and we apologize to the Chevy Nova, and all its former and current owners. The story is an urban legend. In Spanish, nova means the same as it does in English. You need to insert a space to get to no va, and evidently people didn't. The Nova sold very well in both Mexico and Venezuela.
Snopes says that Pemex (the Mexican government-owned oil monopoly) sold (and still sells) gasoline in Mexico under the name “Nova.”
Yet, the legend lives on in marketing textbooks, business seminars, and newspaper and magazine columns written by those who are too busy to Google.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:20 am to Twenty 49
Relaxer/Straightener for pubes.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:23 am to celltech1981
Doctor Love Slut Pack for Hoes
Includes condom, sex lube, tooth paste, mini tooth brush and 2 aspirin.
Includes condom, sex lube, tooth paste, mini tooth brush and 2 aspirin.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:23 am to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
She also taught us that ebonics made more sense than proper English.
Sounds like an awesome professor already!
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:26 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
A Cruncher Machine used to terrorize, punish, torture and kill people who commit heinous crimes.
It has a feeder platform like a conveyor belt with adjustable speed. The worse the crime, the slower it goes. Feed the mofo feet first as the cruncher chews off what touches it. I can just hear the screams now. Tough guy? No longer I guarantee. Let me know your grade......
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