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Bad Product Ideas for a Marketing project

Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:33 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:33 am
I am taking a marketing class as an elective. For a short paper I have to write a marketing plan for a product, either real or made up. What are some bad ideas to write about?

I was thinking of doing it on Vibrating Tampons since the professor is a feminazi.

Edit: The paper is 10% of the grade. I'm not worried about it.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 6:41 am
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4949 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:36 am to
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feminazi


Shampoo & Conditioner for armpit & pubic hair.

Call it "Pits & Bush" instead of "Head & Shoulders"
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:36 am to
Plunger flash light
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:37 am to
if you are trying to fail the class then go for it
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:37 am to
Fleshlight with real looking genital warts
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66888 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:39 am to
Chevy Nova in Mexico
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:40 am to
Smart-San

Phone sanitizer packs that dangle from your smart phone for disinfecting after posting from the stall. Comes in 3 styles and colors.
Posted by Babboo
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:40 am to
Sell her the idea of a sequel to "Saving Private Ryan" and call it, "Shaving Ryan's Privates."
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:43 am to
Filo-sue

Toilet paper made from filo dough. Breakfast while posting.
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new iberia la
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:44 am to
Cocaine straws
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66888 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 6:46 am to
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the professor is a feminazi.


Guaranteed A with late term abortion Barbie. You're welcome

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20013 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 7:59 am to
A Cruncher Machine used to terrorize, punish, torture and kill people who commit heinous crimes.

It has a feeder platform like a conveyor belt with adjustable speed. The worse the crime, the slower it goes. Feed the mofo feet first as the cruncher chews off what touches it. I can just hear the screams now. Tough guy? No longer I guarantee. Let me know your grade......
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20350 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:12 am to
When I was taking television and film production in high school, we had to make a commercial for a product. I came up with pre-chewed slim jims for people with no teeth. I pre-chewed a bunch, repackaged them, and did my commercial. Teacher was not impressed.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:17 am to
A sensor that turns the light in your bathroom off every time you reach for the toilet paper.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:17 am to
I had a feminazi English teacher at LSU. Bitch made us ready short stories about women taking over the world and a bunch of other feminist crap.

One time she made us write a paper about the first time we realized "whiteness was a privileged position in America"

She also taught us that ebonics made more sense than proper English.

I don't know how the frick these people get hired.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 8:18 am
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18725 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:18 am to
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Chevy Nova in Mexico


Urban legend.

From an NPR correction issued after they repeated the old chestnut:

quote:

we pointed to the Chevy Nova as an example of poor branding, repeating the alleged problem in Spanish. Nova means no go. Well, after a flurry of tweets, we check the website snopes.com, and we apologize to the Chevy Nova, and all its former and current owners. The story is an urban legend. In Spanish, nova means the same as it does in English. You need to insert a space to get to no va, and evidently people didn't. The Nova sold very well in both Mexico and Venezuela.


Snopes says that Pemex (the Mexican government-owned oil monopoly) sold (and still sells) gasoline in Mexico under the name “Nova.”

Yet, the legend lives on in marketing textbooks, business seminars, and newspaper and magazine columns written by those who are too busy to Google.

Posted by Coomdaddy
KY
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:20 am to
Relaxer/Straightener for pubes.
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
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1130 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:23 am to
Doctor Love Slut Pack for Hoes

Includes condom, sex lube, tooth paste, mini tooth brush and 2 aspirin.
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:23 am to
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She also taught us that ebonics made more sense than proper English.


Sounds like an awesome professor already!
Posted by cajunbuck
R-KANSAS
Member since Sep 2017
997 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:26 am to
quote:

A Cruncher Machine used to terrorize, punish, torture and kill people who commit heinous crimes.

It has a feeder platform like a conveyor belt with adjustable speed. The worse the crime, the slower it goes. Feed the mofo feet first as the cruncher chews off what touches it. I can just hear the screams now. Tough guy? No longer I guarantee. Let me know your grade......


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