Premise is flawed.
MOTHER-frickER now you are bringing out my INNER PJ!!!!
What the frick, so you just think we should save our selves for "the one"? What the frick man we are noth talking dating here we are talking frickING.
Not old lady that you take home to mom. There are only TWO, TWO DOS, II, 2 options for a single man to get laid without a hooker on a dateless night.
Either call an old flame, or conquest or pick up a bar skank.
Or get a hooker.
Your way, is not even in the lexicon of the discussion.