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BTHog
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Member since Jul 2012
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes

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The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.


I don't believe this at all. Even when we're just getting in a quickie, it lasts longer ,much longer than that.

Someone out there must be REALLY quick to make up the difference.


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trillhog
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
dude i'm not the one talking deep serious sexual talk like i've never had sex before like you do everytime you get a chance. you are the immature one.


chinhoyang
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Member since Jun 2011
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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it takes me 12 minutes just to get it up


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DollaChoppa
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi darling. m/f?

You: whatever you want me to be

Stranger: I'm female. 20 years old

You: why does it matter

You: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE

Stranger: Yeah I really love sex and a bit horney

You: oh

Stranger: just found the list of people who wants to have sex with me from facebook

You: well then

You: link

Stranger: You know how? Try this. http:/ /ph.ly/448u6

You: THANKS

Stranger: It says that your filling indicated in the application will remain secret until he or she select you with the same desire

Stranger: I spend all my horny time in Secret Desire. Select some people. And if selection is mutual we have a sex

You: nice

You: lets have a sex

Stranger: Talk to you later, have a nice sex :) you can find me in the application

Stranger: Secret Desire - http:// ph.ly/448u6

You: ok love you

You: did you go?

You: MY FIRST LOVE OVER ALREADY

You: HEART BROKEN

You have disconnected.


lol
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Darth_Vader
Auburn Fan
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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dude i'm not the one talking deep serious sexual talk like i've never had sex before like you do everytime you get a chance. you are the immature one.


"deep serious sexual talk"? What the frick are you talking about? What "deep serious sexual talk" has been discussed in here? If you think my original post is "deep serious sexual talk" then I take back my assessment of your maturity being around the age of 13. It's more like 9 or 10.


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Gtothemoney
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Da North Shore
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Darth_Vader


Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House... Good to the last drop. So he must be doing something right.


csorre1
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mikelbr
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House... Good to the last drop. So he must be doing something right.


Some of us like swallowing.


I mean them them DAMMIT!!!



eta: preciate some playing the administration twist. shite made me laugh in between the e-jabs between posters.
This post was edited on 11/27 at 3:13 pm


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Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House


That she does. I know I am a lucky guy.


TigersRuleTheEarth
LA-Lafayette Fan
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
8 minutes?!

Bitch, I have shite to do and you have samiches to make!


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EarthwormJim
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Member since Dec 2005
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Darth_Vader


Didn't you also claim your babysitter had sex with you when you were like 11?


LSU lilly
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
Interesting.


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Breesus
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Jan 2010
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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I like to take my time. For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control. That takes more than two minutes.


this


Gtothemoney
UNO Fan
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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That she does. I know I am a lucky guy


I ain't mad atcha.


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Darth_Vader
Auburn Fan
Where I lay My Head Is Home
Member since Dec 2011
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Didn't you also claim your babysitter had sex with you when you were like 11?


No, 12. I've bought it up in the threads about teachers banging their students and people post about how lucky the boys are. I posted it as someone who lived though something similar to attest to the fact that it's not cool what these women do to these boys and how it leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome. These women and monsters just like men who prey on girls and i want people to know it.

so, yeah, what else you want to know?


Gtothemoney
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Da North Shore
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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so, yeah, what else you want to know


Pics?


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NIH
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Member since Aug 2008
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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No, 12. I've bought it up in the threads about teachers banging their students and people post about how lucky the boys are. I posted it as someone who lived though something similar to attest to the fact that it's not cool what these women do to these boys and how it leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome. These women and monsters just like men who prey on girls and i want people to know it.




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DollaChoppa
North Carolina St. Fan
Geaux TigerPack
Member since May 2008
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
She didn't make love to you and since that day you've vowed never to stop loving during sex


Darth_Vader
Auburn Fan
Where I lay My Head Is Home
Member since Dec 2011
22827 posts

re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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Breesus


That's the original post of mine that was deemed to be "creepy". Supposedly it gives too much "detail" for the delicate sensibilities of some in this thread.


trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes
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leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome


like being a super e-creep on a internet message board.


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