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Armageddon...instead of 17 days, we have 45...can we save the Earth

Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:26 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
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Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:26 pm
or are we fricked?
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
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Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:27 pm to
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we fricked
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
4997 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:27 pm to
They saved the earth in that movie. 17 days was enough.
This post was edited on 4/5/15 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98129 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

we fricked
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:32 pm to
Bruce Willis isn't really a world-class driller, so... We fricked.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22157 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:33 pm to
This world is fricked with or without Armageddon..
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16548 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:33 pm to
Yea, thanks Obama
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:33 pm to
The chances of Armageddon being an asteroid are slim to none in my opinion
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11423 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:34 pm to
I wonder if Bruce Willis drove an F-250 Cummins/Allison with truck nuts when filming that movie...
Posted by TunaTigers
Nola
Member since Dec 2007
5352 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:34 pm to
We could probably get a rocket to meet it and explode a nuclear device to blow it off course. There still will be a lot of effects because of it.

I think it is very probably this scenario has been drilled before.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51617 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:36 pm to
Ben Affleck once asked Michael Bay on the set of Armageddon: Wouldn't it make more sense just to train experienced astronauts how to drill instead of the other way around (?), and Bay responded "shut the frick up".

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Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10951 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:36 pm to
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can we save the Earth


We can't, but we could sure as hell recruit our biggest brightest recording artists to get together an sing about it, which is just as good.
Posted by JordonfortheJ
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Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by dandug001
Shreveport
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1578 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:55 pm to
i'm not sure if we had years in advance that we could do anything
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
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16157 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 10:01 pm to
Shoot about 1,000 nukes at it and hope you blow it to small enough pieces that they burn up in the atmosphere.

You're welcome NASA.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52743 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 10:24 pm to
Only He can bring about the End Times, and you can't thwart His will despite what those Godless Hollywood types like to depict in their morally depraved propaganda.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 10:35 pm to
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Bruce Willis isn't really a world-class driller, so... We fricked.

And Michael Clarke Duncan is dead now.

No chance
Posted by sassyLSU
Lake Charles, La.
Member since May 2011
2080 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 11:04 pm to
we do not happen to have two titanium hulled special rockets sitting around waiting for this rescue mission.

We do have 4,500 nuclear weapons in missiles pointed at Russia and China.
We could fire 3,500 of them in the general direction of the asteroid, and ask Russia to do likewise.

France, India, Pakistan and China and Israel have some in missiles too, but not many. They can keep them in case the aliens attack us the week after this.

Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:55 am to
I say if you can change it's course, send it towards N. Korea and set up some cameras. Then grab a drink, sit back, and watch the end of the world.

That's the way I'd like to go out.
Posted by BayouBlue386
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Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:54 am to
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Ben Affleck once asked Michael Bay on the set of Armageddon: Wouldn't it make more sense just to train experienced astronauts how to drill instead of the other way around (?), and Bay responded "shut the frick up".


I actually don't know on this one. All nasa equipment is over engineered crap. I imagine the astronauts are of a similar type. Some of the most brilliant people are utter idiots outside of their area of comfort.
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