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re: Are You Going To Be Cremated?

Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:45 pm to
Hopefully no time soon but I have told my wife that's what I want
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:49 pm to
Where to be spread?

Can't imagine why you would want to be put in a pot on the mantle.

50 yard line of Death Valley?
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

ve done the same. Thought of donating my body to science.


This is the absolute one thing I don't want happening to my body. When you donate your body to science 80% of the time you wind up as a med student's gross anatomy cadaver. No way am I going to float in formaldehyde, branded with some cheesy nickname, and poked and prodded by a 1st year med student.

Nope. Not me. Other than that, what ever is cheapest and easiest.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Where to be spread?
A kid's 9th birthday party to give them a friendly reminder that they too will eventually wither into non-existence. That way, they won't have these high expectations and everything they experience from then on will amaze them. Gotta think of the kids, man
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65502 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:04 pm to
If I die in a really hot fire or explosion then definitely yes.

I don't care, that'll be a question for whomever is left to deal with it.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56132 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Sorry, this is a dumb comment
Nope. They really are pretentious ash holes.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:09 pm to
I'm freezing myself. Bought the biggest yeti I could find just last week. No shot I'm giving up on the possibility of being brought back to life 100, 1000, etc years from now. Worst case? I stay dead best case?
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 9:10 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:10 pm to
I want my ashes spread back at the baseball park that I spent so much time at when young.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

I just toured a crematorium last week. I'd say it's cool shite but it gets pretty damn hot. 1600-1800°F iirc

Isn't that how hot Ruths Chris gets their broiler to cook steaks?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:10 pm to
I know what happens. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be aware.

And if I did, that sounds better than being buried in a coffin and being aware of it.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56132 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:14 pm to
Maybe. They just don't cook your steak 4-6 hours.

Now I'm creeped out about eating at Ruth Chris's.

Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:14 pm to
Not being an arse: Do any of the cops get cremated? Doesn't seem like it?

As a former Catholic (latin mass), cremation is not ok.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77930 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:15 pm to
frick yeah. Not making my family pay for a fricking casket with gold handles.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56132 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:20 pm to
Nice caskets are beautiful. I thing I'm going with the Oak in a camo Ducks Dynasty interior. These suckers are styling
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:21 pm to
It should be shaped like a duck call.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28066 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:21 pm to
That's kinda cool, tbh.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25467 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:21 pm to
I used to be an embalmer/funeral director. So, yes, I'm choosing cremation.

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28066 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:23 pm to
I told my wife to cremate me and put me in the next batch of her spicy chili.


That way I could tear that arse up one more time.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56132 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:23 pm to
They are. Realized the 1st one was the deer hunter special.
Posted by The Mountaineer
Member since Mar 2013
35 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:31 pm to
A few years ago during a post game celebration after beating Baylor, a guy got caught on camera spreading ashes in the middle of Mountaineer Field.

The ash spreading starts at about the 1:50 mark.

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