Are Tatatops trashy?

This kind of pokes at a fetish of mine. I used to think boobs were that firm. Like boobs didn't need support from bras or bathing suit strings, they'd defy gravity that much.

Of course, that's pretty much not the case...but this bathing suit that offers support and blurs the perception of the bathing suit makes the firm tit idea come to life.

And something about it just does it for me.

They should make a Schlongthong (C) (please contact me for naming rights)

Reckon how many times a lady wearing that will get stopped by the cops?