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Anyone Here Date a Gymnast?????
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:55 pm
I just want to know about the sex!!!!!
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:56 pm to Charlie Arglist
Your mom does some crazy shite
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:56 pm to Charlie Arglist
It was strange. The one I dated specialized in the balance beam and floor exercises, so not so much the vault or uneven bars.
I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:58 pm to BoardReader
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:59 pm to Charlie Arglist
I didn't date one, but smashed one a few times. She was the proper kind of thick, like workout thick, not fat thick.
Sex was good, but nothing extraordinary. Maybe I'm just too much of a freak (no whips and chains though).
Although, she did put her legs behind her head, which was fun. It's not like they can do cartwheels on your dick or something though.
Or can they?
Sex was good, but nothing extraordinary. Maybe I'm just too much of a freak (no whips and chains though).
Although, she did put her legs behind her head, which was fun. It's not like they can do cartwheels on your dick or something though.
Or can they?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:59 pm to BoardReader
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:01 pm to BoardReader
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Tell us more.....
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:03 pm to Charlie Arglist
Charlie, you stand on the threshold of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:04 pm to JohnnyBgood
Not a lot to tell. Physically fit, was just leaving the active-active competitive part of it all. She was a freak, but unfortunately, she was also crazier than a shithouse rat, as were her gymnast friends-- pretty much the only friends she had, until some years later. They all had the same habits, schedule, diet, etc-- so they lived in a bit of a bubble, in that regard.
Definitely a high recommendation to date; a very low recommendation to have a relationship with, though.
Definitely a high recommendation to date; a very low recommendation to have a relationship with, though.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:07 pm to Charlie Arglist
I slept with a Canadian gymnast that I worked with one time. She was awesome in the sack, but batshit crazy.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:09 pm to Charlie Arglist
Did in 2006. Gave it another shot in 2012. She's a redheaded bitch.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:13 pm to Charlie Arglist
I dated one for a few months.
We're on our 5th year of marriage and have a badass little 6 month boy now too.
She's already got her figure back too. Six pack and all.
And yes, I outkicked my coverage.
We're on our 5th year of marriage and have a badass little 6 month boy now too.
She's already got her figure back too. Six pack and all.
And yes, I outkicked my coverage.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
You too
ETA: she was actually featured in my sig pic a couple years ago. You might do some searches on the google machine if you're that hard up for one.
ETA: she was actually featured in my sig pic a couple years ago. You might do some searches on the google machine if you're that hard up for one.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:27 pm to BoardReader
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I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand
fricking sign quote worthy right there
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:28 pm to Charlie Arglist
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:56 pm to Charlie Arglist
I dated one in college. She would bend over backwards for me
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