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re: Anyone done 23andMe DNA kit?
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:23 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:23 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Just because you didn't inherit any doesn't mean there's none in your family.
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:24 pm to Evil Little Thing
Not only that, I could write you a smutty Romance novel guaranteed to flick your switches...
Posted on 10/3/17 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
Any particular genre?
Posted on 10/3/17 at 10:39 pm to PenguinNinja
PRetty much told me what I know, mostly English and about 40% Irish
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:23 am to jlu03
I'm 2.8% Victim
You guys should all be more indigenous
You guys should all be more indigenous
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:43 am to Evil Little Thing
From my latest book,
The Boobs of Cleavage Manor
And so he reached tenderly out to her, prying soft skin from the prison of her petticoat. Her bosom now free, the darkness of her nipple in stark contrast to her alabaster flesh. He grasped her breast. It was like a bag of wet sand, malleable yet firm.
His face contorted as he soiled his pantaloons. "Was it good for you?, he queried.
The Boobs of Cleavage Manor
And so he reached tenderly out to her, prying soft skin from the prison of her petticoat. Her bosom now free, the darkness of her nipple in stark contrast to her alabaster flesh. He grasped her breast. It was like a bag of wet sand, malleable yet firm.
His face contorted as he soiled his pantaloons. "Was it good for you?, he queried.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:46 am to fr33manator
Hahaha! You had me at wet sand.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:49 am to Evil Little Thing
An excerpt from my best selling novella
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 7:50 am
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:53 am to fr33manator
that title alone!! I would buy it. Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:59 am to fr33manator
Some hater is downvoting your excerpts.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:59 am to Evil Little Thing
But in all seriousness I do write some much heavier stuff.
Not for here though. Here is mostly fun
But if you wanted to read some other stuff, <<<<<<@gmail
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 8:02 am
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:01 am to fr33manator
FFS you two go to Starbucks and bang in a booth already.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:03 am to 50_Tiger
We can’t. I don’t ovulate til next week.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:04 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
We can’t. I don’t ovulate til next week.
oh FFS!!!
I was about to ask how you know but I remember there's an app for that now
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:04 am to Evil Little Thing
You telling me I'm going to be in standing in this line until next week?! Sonofabitch
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:06 am to SuperSaint
fr33 & SS
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:12 am to 50_Tiger
My future
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:12 am to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:16 am to Evil Little Thing
I'll be the father.
SS's sperm are so junked up that they come out with belts around their arms.
SS's sperm are so junked up that they come out with belts around their arms.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 8:18 am
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:23 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
my brother & sis both came back with 0% Native American. We thought we’d been lied to by relatives. Then I took the test & I have 0.4% NA. So they just didn’t inherit it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think that's how this works
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