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re: Anyone done 23andMe DNA kit?
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:00 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:00 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:been here waiting... when does this damn line start moving?... sheesh
Get in line, fellas.
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:01 pm to PenguinNinja
I did and it turns out I'm 13% victim.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:02 pm to SuperSaint
Out child would be a hot arse mess. Not a good idea 
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:03 pm to Evil Little Thing
At least we would be guaranteed a crazy check for him/her... #Win
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:04 pm to EddieHewitt
quote:don't commit a crime
If you ever commit a crime your DNA is open to LEO if they request it from 23andMe.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:05 pm to Evil Little Thing
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I’m a healthy mayflower descendant with genetically superior muscles. Get in line, fellas.
Yeah...but aren't you past your prime?
I mean, you could have spit out 7 Anglo babies by now, and lord knows we aren't replacing our population at a sustainable rate.
We're being outbred. Idiocracy cometh due to your stingy loins!
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:06 pm to PenguinNinja
I'm glad someone started a thread on this. I was thinking about getting these kits as Christmas gifts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:08 pm to PenguinNinja
My mom did and she was happy with the results, told her a lot of information she already knew
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:09 pm to PenguinNinja
Identical triplets took two of these DNA tests and got different results on all three girls.
Impossible since they cam from the same egg and sperm. Their DNA is the same.
Identical triplets take DNA test
Impossible since they cam from the same egg and sperm. Their DNA is the same.
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As the doctors on the show looked further into the results of the 23andme genetic test, there seemed to be even bigger discrepancies. When they looked at the Dahm triplet’s French and German ancestry, something did not add up. While the oldest Dahm sister Nicole seemed to have an 11 percent German and French heritage, her sister’s numbers came up totally different. Jaclyn’s results showed she was 18 percent German and French, while Erica’s said she was 22.3 percent German and French.
Identical triplets take DNA test
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:17 pm to Evil Little Thing
Congratulations on your whiteness. 
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:35 pm to fr33manator
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We're being outbred. Idiocracy cometh due to your stingy loins!
I do feel a bit guilty about that. Sorry, America & white people :(
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:52 pm to LucasP
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You might need to try 24 and me.
Classic chromosomal nondisjunction and the resulting phenotypic abnormality joke
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:01 pm to PenguinNinja
I bet quite a few now that this thread has been posted for the 100th time.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:03 pm to AbitaFan08
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I did and it turns out I'm 13% victim.
Sad it took until the 2nd page for this joke.
I'm 27% victim
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:04 pm to Evil Little Thing
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I do feel a bit guilty about that. Sorry, America & white people :(
No time like the present. We all make poor choices.
Now that you're back on board with ensuring that your genetic line continues, when are your fertile days?
You don't want some old crusty junkie convict sperm.
You want intelligent sperm to compliment your athletic stock.
Say Wednesday?
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:15 pm to fr33manator
Hmm. How tall are you?
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:17 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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Well and that my family saying we're part Indian was bullshite.
That’s funny. I’ve linked articles on here before about how many Americans have (false) family lore of Indian blood. Usually some tale about a great grandma being a “Cherokee princess.” People will swear it’s true in their family and want to fight you over it.
My wife’s family has the same bulshit story, except they claim Blackfoot blood. One day I’ll get this test for them and shatter their little story. Except they’ll say the test is wrong because they just know.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:18 pm to Evil Little Thing
I come from a long line of tall people.
Finns.
Also some pirates.
Passionate people.
I'm 5'9"
Don't worry about the 5 feet, I'll show you the 9 inches
Finns.
Also some pirates.
Passionate people.
I'm 5'9"
Don't worry about the 5 feet, I'll show you the 9 inches
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:20 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:22 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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