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Any of you single guys wear a wedding ring to show off to the chicks?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm
It actually works.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm to Jtigers99
this is up there. Way up there.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:02 pm to Jtigers99
I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring. I guess that means we cancel each other out.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:05 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Same.
I hate rings.
I hate rings.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:06 pm to Jtigers99
Worn one for longer than I'd like. Doesn't seem to be a turn on to anyone.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:12 pm to Jtigers99
Glad to know you are pulling some trim at the local Applebee's bro.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:12 pm to SCwTiger
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I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring
But my ring finger got burned up as a kid and I can't - Good Excuse
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:14 pm to Jtigers99
I hear this works in metropolitan areas, seriously.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:15 pm to MontyFranklyn
So, how does this play out? Do they get all mad when you're not married?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:16 pm to The Sad Banana
Naw it's supposed to be a signal that your not crazy nor a stalker
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:19 pm to Jtigers99
“Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think ‘at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.’ Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.”
Captain Ellerby from The Departed
Captain Ellerby from The Departed
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:19 pm to Jtigers99
It's like a bat signal to women.
It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.
It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:20 pm to Jtigers99
quote:
It actually works.
maybe you are just so super irresistible regardless of wearing a ring or not.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:20 pm to SG_Geaux
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It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.
it also means we're destined to last for about 25 seconds if we get strange.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:22 pm to Jtigers99
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It actually works.
Millions of married men that wear rings will tell you that they get a whole lot less strange with the ring than they did without it.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring. I guess that means we cancel each other out.
Me neither. Then I heard what happened to jimmy Fallon and his ring avulsion injury and I am confident I'll never wear a ring of any kind ever.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:25 pm to Jtigers99
I've never understood this line of thinking. Yes, I get the fact that women are weird and want what they can't have, plus you beign married shows you're at least somewhat of a catch, to at least one other female.
So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick
I mean it seems like there's no endgame strategy, unless you're talkign to a complete and TOTAL whore, in which case you could frick her without the wedding ring anyway.
So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick
I mean it seems like there's no endgame strategy, unless you're talkign to a complete and TOTAL whore, in which case you could frick her without the wedding ring anyway.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:27 pm to WG_Dawg
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So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick
she's out of town in heaven.
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