Started By
Message

Any of you single guys wear a wedding ring to show off to the chicks?

Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm
It actually works.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31626 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:01 pm to
this is up there. Way up there.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:02 pm to
I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring. I guess that means we cancel each other out.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28072 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:05 pm to
Same.

I hate rings.
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:06 pm to
Worn one for longer than I'd like. Doesn't seem to be a turn on to anyone.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:12 pm to
Glad to know you are pulling some trim at the local Applebee's bro.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19240 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring


But my ring finger got burned up as a kid and I can't - Good Excuse
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56151 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Same.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:14 pm to
I hear this works in metropolitan areas, seriously.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:15 pm to
So, how does this play out? Do they get all mad when you're not married?
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:16 pm to
Naw it's supposed to be a signal that your not crazy nor a stalker
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:19 pm to
“Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think ‘at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.’ Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.”

Captain Ellerby from The Departed
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:19 pm to
It's like a bat signal to women.

It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

It actually works.


maybe you are just so super irresistible regardless of wearing a ring or not.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:



It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.



it also means we're destined to last for about 25 seconds if we get strange.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

It actually works.


Millions of married men that wear rings will tell you that they get a whole lot less strange with the ring than they did without it.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66886 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

I'm married and I don't wear a wedding ring. I guess that means we cancel each other out.


Me neither. Then I heard what happened to jimmy Fallon and his ring avulsion injury and I am confident I'll never wear a ring of any kind ever.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:25 pm to
I've never understood this line of thinking. Yes, I get the fact that women are weird and want what they can't have, plus you beign married shows you're at least somewhat of a catch, to at least one other female.

So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick


I mean it seems like there's no endgame strategy, unless you're talkign to a complete and TOTAL whore, in which case you could frick her without the wedding ring anyway.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31882 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:27 pm to
Dafuq?!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:


So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick


she's out of town in heaven.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram