- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Alternatives to dipping that are as effective at keeping you regular
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:56 am
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:56 am
I really want to stop dipping but haven't found anything remotely as effective at producing an Auburn. When I'm stopped up I put a dip in and instantly get relief. Any suggestions?
20
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:56 am to Govt Tide
Plug it up your arse
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:57 am to Govt Tide
quote:
Alternatives to dipping that are as effective at keeping you regular
Being born with non-trashy genetics
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:57 am to Govt Tide
I quit cold turkey. There's no alternative that works, blee dat.
ETA: just realized you can't take a crap without dip. Drink coffee and eat something on the way to work.
ETA: just realized you can't take a crap without dip. Drink coffee and eat something on the way to work.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 8:03 am
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:58 am to Govt Tide
Came here thinking this was a fitness thread 
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:58 am to Govt Tide
coffee
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:59 am to Govt Tide
Are you saying you only way you can shite is with a dip?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:01 am to Govt Tide
coffee
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:01 am to Govt Tide
Smoking cigs.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:01 am to Ed Osteen
quote:
Are you saying you only way you can shite is with a dip?
that is what I am getting and I'm not buying it
sounds more like an excuse to keep dipping
OP, check out grinds, basically dip pouches with coffee grinds in them rather than tobacco. Pretty neat IMO
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:02 am to Govt Tide
Coffee
Steel cut oats
Psyllium husk fiber
Your oncologist will thank you.
Steel cut oats
Psyllium husk fiber
Your oncologist will thank you.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:03 am to Govt Tide
Longhorn is $1.29 a can right now
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:04 am to LSUSoulja08
quote:
OP, check out grinds, basically dip pouches with coffee grinds in them rather than tobacco. Pretty neat IMO
You have to order them and they come in as dry as the Sahara desert when they arrive. From my experience, at least.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:06 am to Govt Tide
2 cups of community dark roast coffee and you will drop a deuce shortly after. I drink 2 cups before 8:00 each day and am poised on the rim and am letting the bombs away by 9 each morning. Pics to be posted if someone wants to see proof of a yuge Auburn masterpiece. Make Yuge Turds Always - MYTA! 
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:07 am to LSUSoulja08
Definitely not an excuse. It's just far and away the most effective way I've found to get things moving. It's not why I started in the first place but it is the only good side effect. To whoever suggested smoking. I'll never start smoking. Dipping is bad enough. I'll quit. I'm just wondering if there's anything healthy that works as fast as dipping. Guess I need to learn to start liking coffee.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:08 am to Govt Tide
Protein Enemas
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:09 am to Govt Tide
Dran-o
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:12 am to Yewkindewit
I like the sound of that. I'll try that
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:25 am to Govt Tide
Eating healthy
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:28 am to Govt Tide
Drink coffee, start a fiber-heavy diet, whatever you gotta do. Just quit dipping and quit cold turkey. Don't try to "taper off" or any of that BS. Man up and quit now before it ruins your mouth and possibly your face!
Page 1 of 2
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News