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All the reasons Santa is an a-hole
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:42 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:42 am
I'll start...
He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.
He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:44 am to Rex
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:44 am to Rex
He sneaks in YOUR house but hasn't killed you in your sleep
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:45 am to Rex
He didn't smother you in your infancy, forcing the world to endure the god-awfulness that is You.
All the reasons Rex is an A-hole
He constantly starts thinly veiled Poliboard threads on the OT
He hates Santa Claus and Black Doctors, apparently.
He tries desperately to sound smarter-than-thou in an insufferable, condescending manner, yet rejects any evidence that is contrary to his narrow minded viewpoint.
He has ugly dogs.
Rex Farks Thread
All the reasons Rex is an A-hole
He constantly starts thinly veiled Poliboard threads on the OT
He hates Santa Claus and Black Doctors, apparently.
He tries desperately to sound smarter-than-thou in an insufferable, condescending manner, yet rejects any evidence that is contrary to his narrow minded viewpoint.
He has ugly dogs.
Rex Farks Thread
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:45 am to X123F45
So, the a-hole has snuck into my house without leaving me gifts? Figures.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:45 am to Rex
quote:
He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids
rich mommy and daddy worked harder than the poor mommies and daddies because they love their children more.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to TheAlmightySmash
Or maybe they're just trying to buy their way into love?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to TheAlmightySmash
quote:
rich mommy and daddy worked harder than the poor mommies and daddies because they love their children more.
Poor mommies and daddies spent it on crack and meth and Yeti Tumblers
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 11:48 am
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to fr33manator
quote:
He didn't smother you in your infancy, forcing the world to endure the god-awfulness that is You.
Glad we are on the same page.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to Rex
quote:
All the reasons Santa is an a-hole
He tells North Baton Rouge residents to meet him on Jefferson.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:47 am to Rex
The bastard hasn't been back to my house since my parents were killed in a car wreck.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:48 am to Rex
quote:
All the reasons Santa is an a-hole
you're trying too hard
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:50 am to Rex
quote:
He gives more to rich kids than to poor kids.
the wealthy are typically better human beings than the poor
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:51 am to Rex
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:51 am to Rex
He never visited my house when I was a child.
And I was a good kid.
And I was a good kid.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:52 am to Rex
quote:
Or maybe they're just trying to buy their way into love?
If you're talking about small children then Santa gets the credit. I used to lol at the poors who would ride their electric scooters around when I got a dirt bike.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:56 am to Rex
Posted on 12/17/15 at 11:58 am to fr33manator
quote:
Poor mommies and daddies spent it on crack and meth and Yeti Tumblers
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:05 pm to Rex
He still gives free shite to poor people that don't deserve it. He should be your hero.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:20 pm to Rex
did he mock disabled children??
oh wait, that was you
oh wait, that was you
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