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Add to your income at the cost of wellness.

Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:02 pm
If you were given an option to add a percentage of your annual income but at the cost of taking away that same amount from your accuracy in telling a fart from shite, would you do it and how much would you be willing to take? For example, you could increase your salary by 50% but it would be a coin flip in knowing if you what you had in deck was just a fart or a full blown crap, would you do it? Maybe you are willing to give some money back in order to gain some accuracy?

What says the OT?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:03 pm to
This reads like one of those shitty emails with random words.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:04 pm to
I'd take a 50% pay raise for that. I've only shite my pants twice as an adult. It would just make me more average.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110345 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:07 pm to
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I've only shite my pants twice as an adult.
Only?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:08 pm to
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Only? 

I'm in my 40s. I assumed that I was on the far end of the bell curve
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25482 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:13 pm to
I'd just double my income. With a 100% increase, I will always know it was a shite and never a fart.

Stupid genie.
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:16 pm to
No way, you would always guess wrong. You'd be living in your mansion farting in your baller toilet and shitting in your sweet designer pants.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25482 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:27 pm to
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No way, you would always guess wrong. You'd be living in your mansion farting in your baller toilet and shitting in your sweet designer pants.


Nope, just go to the bathroom every time I thought I was about to shite OR fart.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Nope, just go to the bathroom every time I thought I was about to shite OR fart.


Cool. Gonna make those car rides interesting.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:54 pm to
1000% increase. I can only shite my pants 100% of the time, and at that point who cares.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155221 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:59 pm to
I have no idea. I'll ask one of my minimum wage employees and get back to you with their thoughts.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34814 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:00 pm to
Somebody finally had the balls to ask this question.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43018 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62678 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:03 pm to
I don't understand. Are you asking something about getting a 50% salary increase to fart?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34526 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:09 pm to
Take your medication and turn off your computer.
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