Accidentally opened a package intended for my neighbor

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This sorta happened to me recently.


I ended up just packaging it back up and leaving a note saying this as delivered to the wrong address (not telling them what address) and they I accidentally oppened it. Then left it by their door. (Didn't give my name)

The package I received was woman's panties. I didn't want the chick to think I was being some creeper by opening her panties package fwiw

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It contained handcuffs, a cock ring, and a vibrator


what does she look like?

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I can keep it together long enough to hand it back to him.


nevermind

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It's a couple. They have lived next door for a few years. We hang out occasionally. She's a solid OT 5.5. Nothing spectacular, but certainly not unattractive. He's beta af though.

Just throw it on his door step when he isn't home. Never make eye contact with him when you do see him

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Return it to USPS as wrong address

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Somebody was going to have some Valentine's Day fun until you ruined it.

Just be a damn grown-up about it and give it back to him. Laugh about it if you want, but just be a grown man and give it to him

Why don't people have social skills anymore?

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Picture of box and contents with TD and today's date on it.

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This would enhance the story, OP.

Without pics of the box I doubt this is true.

If it is true... put the ring on the vibrator and hang them from the doorknob using the handcuffs.