A&M Student Gets Roasted By Indian Gas Station Clerk

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This is one where you probably don’t need to see the actual issue that caused the altercation without picking a side here. I mean you give me an Indian dude saying “Call your mother to suck my dick” and he could have committed substantial amounts of genocide mere minutes earlier and I’d probably be like “ahhh but he’s so funny!” But you give me that entitled college kid who can’t even tell the difference between the most stereotypical Indian accent ever and the Middle East, wants to bomb and kill everyone there because he was minorly inconvenienced at a convenience store, and it’s a slam dunk. And you could tell by the end of it all the kid’s brain was just broken:



That is the look of a man who simply was not ready for the heat this Indian cashier was going to bring his way. Could he have taken the guy in a fight? Probably. But the cashier has clearly been at Texas A&M for a while and knows the score, knows exactly the buttons to press to cut a guy like this real deep. And he’ll spit those molten lava mom fricking insults and get at this guy any way he can because that’s the only way he could send a kid like this the message he needs. An angel in disguise is what this cashier is, an angel who will call you a pussy repeatedly in a glorious accent and might frick your mom. That’s the kind of angel you can believe in.

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