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A list of ways to decline sex

Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:46 pm
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:46 pm
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I'm partial to "sorry I have a sun burn" and "how about a movie instead".
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:46 pm to
Are you on your fricking period?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8754 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:47 pm to
Just the tip
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25785 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:53 pm to
"If you wont sex me can I atleast rub my boner on your back?"
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:55 pm to
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I'm allergic to sex


This is a real thing.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11795 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 10:58 pm to
Be truthful and let them know you're gay
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37431 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:01 pm to
Know how I know you like penis?
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:01 pm to
"We can't anymore Mrs. Perkins. My mom smells my dick now when I come home from school"
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:02 pm to
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list of ways to decline sex
The Aspy List




Juuuust kidding
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 11:03 pm
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22157 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:03 pm to
I just fricked your sister give me 20 mins
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:07 pm to
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list of ways to decline sex

Lulz


Signed,
Trillhog
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:09 pm to
43. I don't like kids

I wish kids would quit soliciting me for sex....
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67860 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:12 pm to
The doctor called me today and told me my test was reactive
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14477 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:13 pm to
Be ugly
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6729 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:20 pm to
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Omg I have a debilitating headache that won't stop
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12078 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:37 pm to
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doctor called me today and told me my test was reactive

So you're HIV Aladeen?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17873 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 11:54 pm to
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62. I want to break up until you can wait

This has to have worked out as intended.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 7/22/17 at 12:22 am to
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Be truthful and let them know you're gay



I'm sure that's your #1 go to.,
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 7/22/17 at 12:24 am to
In your shoes, I'd probably just whip out my dick. That's enough to send them in the other direction.
This post was edited on 7/22/17 at 12:25 am
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 7/22/17 at 8:25 am to
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21. If you loved me, you wouldn't ask


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