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A dog is the best wing man (srs)
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:46 pm
Every time I go to the dog park my gorgeous Aussie shepherd always attracts cute women. I keep my cool, watch for her signs of attraction and if they're there, make dates on the spot. This shite is so easy. Lol at people going to bars looking for slutty women. I just hang out with my dog and alpha women come up to me.
Serious lads. Get a fricking dog and meet women at dog parks. It's a gold mine.
Serious lads. Get a fricking dog and meet women at dog parks. It's a gold mine.
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Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:47 pm to Gcockboi
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:48 pm to Gcockboi
Best wingman in order.
1. Sloth (bitches love sloths)
2. Baby
3 puppy.
4 kitten.
5. Cool dog.
6 an alpha who knows the game
1. Sloth (bitches love sloths)
2. Baby
3 puppy.
4 kitten.
5. Cool dog.
6 an alpha who knows the game
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:51 pm to Napoleon
Kitten above dog? List is shite. How does that even work? You take your dumbass cat to a park?
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:52 pm to GRTiger
Weiner dog is chicken magnet
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:52 pm to Gcockboi
The Aussie in my Avi was the best wingman I ever had
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:54 pm to Sampson
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The Aussie in my Avi was the best wingman I ever had
Women love them.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:55 pm to Napoleon
Puppy
Sloth
Baby
Kitten
In that order
Sloth
Baby
Kitten
In that order
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:57 pm to Gcockboi
Adopt a kid. Bitches love cute kids. They basically suck my dick every time I bring my son to the playground.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 8:57 pm to Rouge
That's what I hear.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:31 pm to Napoleon
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2. Baby
I thought this was bullshite until I had one. Whenever I was out and about in downtown Athens (hot girls everywhere) I could feel their stares... and they weren't looking at the baby. It was creepy. I finally knew how women feel when men stare at them all the time.
Had I not had a baby, I would have basked in it, but with a baby I don't have time for hos. Without the baby, the bitches don't care. It's a conundrum.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:34 pm to Gcockboi
My dog is a chick magnet. My guy friends should borrow him.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:36 pm to BigPerm30
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Adopt a kid. Bitches love cute kids. They basically suck my dick every time I bring my son to the playground.
I dont believe you.
Women love kids, but they don't love the dad that some other bitch dumped. Nieces and nephews work, but not a kid. That's baggage.
Puppies pull tail.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:39 pm to Dead End
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Women love kids, but they don't love the dad that some other bitch dumped.
You have to sell the "mommy' dead" angle. Works like a charm.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:40 pm to Dead End
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Women love kids, but they don't love the dad that some other bitch dumped. Nieces and nephews work, but not a kid. That's baggage.
Gotta have that ring on the finger, and the cute baby.
Hell, just the ring... NApolean needs to put the ring above puppy.
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:42 pm to Gcockboi
Puppy
Monkey
Baby
Monkey
Baby
Posted on 7/1/17 at 12:06 am to deeprig9
I don't see how a baby would be a good wing man, if you're looking to go out with a female with zero kids?
I mean of course they will think the kid is cute.
I mean of course they will think the kid is cute.
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:36 am to Gcockboi
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I don't see how a baby would be a good wing man
Well Well Well
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:38 am to Gcockboi
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A dog is the best wing man (srs) by Gcockboi
WRONG.
I'm a single Dad and my two young kids are the best at attracting the ladies as there are...I've gotten more poon as a result than any dog could have gotten me. And when they learn of how the kids mom was, that opens the gates even more, sir.
This post was edited on 11/2/17 at 11:40 am
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:38 am to Gcockboi
Austrailian Shepherds are hot looking in their own right.
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