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A Christmas Gift For The OT (continuing TD's most beloved holiday tradition)

Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:00 pm
S T I C K Y **** R E Q U E S T E D

(but not expected)



No, not that tradition.

As everyone knows, since 2009 I have posted A Kafkaesque Christmas, a 4 CD collection of Christmas songs. Like Tevye, I believe in tradition.

But that's not all!



This year is a Very Special Christmas

Not only have I added not one, not two, but FOUR (4) new playlists, but I've also put all 8 (EIGHT) playlists on YouTube!!



There are actually a few anti-Christmas songs, so even Scrooges shouldn't complain; perhaps this will protect me from lawsuits filed by litigious atheists.

Also, the TD bureaucrats have forced me to divide this into 2 posts thanks to the 7.9K character limit red tape. We can only hope that President Trump will drain that swamp.

And so, in gratitude for a year's worth of entertainment and diversion, we present A Kafkaesque Christmas.

And in the words of New Orleans' own Huey "Piano" Smith, "All I want for Christmas is a little bit of music..."

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A Kafkaesque Christmas




Volume 1

YouTube playlist

White Christmas - Drifters
Give Me A Second Chance For Christmas - Mike Viola
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Old 97s
Frosty The Snowman - Ronettes
Christmas Is My Time of Year - Christmas Spirit
Christmas Time Is Here Again - Flirtations
Merry Christmas Baby -- Otis Redding
Santa's Out of Rehab by Christmas - Adam's House Cat
Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger & The Last Heard
Jingle Bells - Huey "Piano" Smith & The Clowns
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Temptations
Christmas Time All Over The World - Smithereens
Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Elvis Presley
Merry Christmas From A Bar - Mike Ireland
Please Come Home For Christmas - Charles Brown
Mr. Santa Claus - Nathaniel Mayer
Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter
Christmas Everyday - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
In The Bleak Midwinter - Bert Jansch
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) - Ramones
Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
Santa Teach Me To Dance - Debbie & The Darnels
Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love) - O'Jays
O Holy Night - My Morning Jacket
2000 Miles - Pretenders
Go Tell It On The Mountain - Swan Silvertones
I'll Be Home For Christmas - Bing Crosby

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Volume 2

YouTube playlist

Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Weavers
I Love Xmas - Screaming Santas
Christmas Time - db's
Santa's Messin' With The Kid - Eddie C. Campbell
The Little Drummer Boy - Harry Simeone Chorale (original 1958 version)
Christmas Day - Detroit Junior
Fairytale Of New York - Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
Hey, Santa Claus - Moonglows
I Don't Believe In Christmas - Sonics
Sleigh Bell Rock - Three Aces & a Joker
Presents On Christmas - Solomon Burke
A Child's Christmas in Wales - John Cale
Christmas Boogie - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks (!!!)
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Roy Wood & Wizzard
Soul Christmas - Graham Parker & Nona Hendryx
Trim Your Tree - Jimmy Butler
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Los Straitjackets
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Crystals
Stupid Bells - Handsome Family
Christmas Time Is Here - Vince Guaraldi Trio
Get Behind Me, Santa - Sufjan Stevens
Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
Christmas Comes But Once A Year - Amos Milburn
Just Like Christmas - Low
Light of the Stable - Emmylou Harris
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland

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Volume 3

YouTube playlist

All I Want For Christmas.- Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
Away In A Manger - Plankeye
Christmas is Canceled - Farah
Lonely Christmas - Orioles
Santa's Got A GTO - Ramonas
Home for the Holidays - db's
Christmas is for Mugs - Graham Parker
Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown
Lonely Christmas Call - George Jones
Christmas In Vietnam - Johnny & Jon
Snoopy's Christmas - Royal Guardsmen
Rudolph The Red Neck Reindeer - Rocket Park
I Want an Alien For Christmas - Fountains of Wayne
Sleigh Ride - Ventures
Christmas Tears - Freddie King
Santa Claus Is Coming To My House - Karla DeVito
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear - Louvin Brothers
Father Christmas - Kinks
Santa And The Sidewalk Surfer - Crossfires
Christmas Celebration - B.B. King
All I Want For Christmas is My Daddy - Buck Owens
Christmas Boogie - Davis Sisters
Wombling Merry Christmas - Wombles
Christmas In Jail - Leroy Carr
Gift X-Change - Calexico
Christmas Eve Can Kill You - Everly Brothers
Silent Night, Holy Night - Mahalia Jackson

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Volume 4

YouTube Playlist

I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers
I Wish You A Merry Christmas - Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva
Christmas Is Coming - Payolas
Santa bring my baby back to me - Elvis Presley
Christmastime in Painesville - Deadbeat Poets
Santa Claus Is Surfin To Town - Soupy Sales
Bollocks To Christmas- Business
Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas - Staple Singers
Santa Claus Won't Come This Year - Charlie Stewart
Jingle Bell Rock- Rubber Band
I want a casting couch for Christmas - Kay Martin
Santa Claus - Sonics
Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth) - Bing Crosby & David Bowie
Be-Bop Santa Claus - Babs Gonzales
Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
My Brother Wants a Doll for Christmas - Yolanda White (1962)
Must Be Santa - Bob Dylan
I Want the South to Win the War for Christmas - Spike Jones
Santa Claus - Sonny Boy Williamson
Lonely Pup In A Christmas Shop - Adam Faith
Truckin' Trees For Christmas - Red Simpson
Little Mary Christmas - Roger Christian
Poor Old Rudolph - Bellrays
O Little Town of Bethlehem - Young Fresh Fellows
Season's Greetings - Teri Summers





This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 6:33 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141415 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:00 pm to
A Kafkaesque Christmas (continued)

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Volume 5

YouTube playlist

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - The Fab Four
Christmas At Midnight - Leadbelly
It's Christmastime - The Empty Hearts
Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin - Albert King
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year - Tiny Tim
Blue Christmas - Doye O'Dell 1948
Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects - Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Mambo Santa Mambo - The Enchanters
Rain, Sleet, Snow - Paul Revere & the Raiders
Yulesville - Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes
Christmas Bop - T-Rex
Christmastime for the Jews - Darlene Love
What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
Santafly - Martin Mull
Christmas In Jail - The Youngsters
To Heck With Ole Santa Claus - Loretta Lynn
Far Away Christmas Blues - Little Esther & Mel Walker with Johnny Otis Orchestra
Christmas in New Zealand - The Long Ryders
Hang Your Balls on the Christmas Tree - Kay Martin
Christmas Time - Chandler Travis
Merry Christmas Baby - Del Lords
Santa Fix My Toys For Christmas - Rodd & Judy
Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive By Truckers
Christmas Morning - Titus Turner
The First Noel - Crash Test Dummies
White Christmas - Bing Crosby & Martha Mears (1942)

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Volume 6

YouTube playlist

Christmas Time (Is Here Again) - Beatles
Joy To The World - Butties
Jingle Jangle - Penguins
Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy - Buck Owens
Santa Claus Is Coming - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters
Who Says There Ain't No Santa Claus - Ron Holden
Lonesome Christmas - Lowell Fulson
(Rockin') Winter Wonderland The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
There Won't Be Any Snow (Christmas In The Jungle) - Derrik Roberts
I Won't Be Home This Christmas - Barry Sadler
Mele Kalikimaka - Blue Hawaiians
Santa Got Run Over By My Chevy - Manic Hispanic
Santa Done Got Hip = Marquees
Christmas, Bring Us - Grip Weeds
Call Me For Christmas Gary (U.S.) Bonds
Christmas Will Be Just Another Lonely Day - Brenda Lee
Marshmallow World - Los Straitjackets
Christmas in the Congo - Marquees
Regifting for the Holidays - Alice Project
It's Christmas - Marvin & Johnny
Santa Claus Ain't Comin - Swingin' Neckbreakers
There's No Lights On The Christmas Tree Mother, They're Burning Big Louie - Sensational Alex Harvey Band
All I Want For Christmas - Larks
Christmas Spirit - Wailers
All Alone on Christmas - Darlene Love
If Christmas Cant Bring You Home - Reigning Sound
If I Get Home On Christmas Day - Elvis Presley

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Volume 7

YouTube playlist

Come On Christmas - Cheap Trick
Christmas Time's a-Comin' - Mac Wiseman
Santa Town U.S.A. - Lonnie & The Crisis
Christmas Time Is Cruel - Bayonets
Dancing with Santa - Trashmen
Reindeer Boogie - Hank Snow
How I Hate to See Christmas Come Around - Jimmy Witherspoon
Merry Christmas Loopy Lu - Kaisers
No Christmas - Wedding Present
Beatnik's Wish - Patsy Raye & The Beatniks
There Ain't No Sanity Claus - The Damned
Christmas Dream - Grip Weeds
Zat You Santa Claus - Louis Armstrong
Cool Yule - Rebel Pebbles
Christmas Time For Everybody But Me - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters
Hey Santa Claus - Chesterfield Kings
Twistin' Bells - Santo & Johnny
Holiday Spirit - dB's
It's Christmas Time - Five Keys
The Christmas Song - Raveonettes
Hey America - James Brown
Super Rock Santa - Fleshtones
Little Becky's Christmas Wish - Becky Lamb
Winter Wonderland - Booker T. & The M.G's
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett
It's Christmas Time Ebenezer - Len Price 3
Maybe This Year - Wailers
Silent Night - Dickies

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Volume 8

YouTube playlist

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
It's Christmas! Let's Be Glad - Sufjan Stevens
Love for Christmas - The Gems
Jesus Christ - Big Star
Christmastime Here - Wednesday Week
Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison
Something to Hold On To (At Christmas) -Ron Sexsmith
We Three Kings - John Fahey
Christmas (I Remember) - The Smithereens
Feliz Navidad - El Vez
Merry Christmas Darling - The Uniques
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
Season's Greetings - Robbers On High Street
Gee Whiz, It's Christmas - Carla Thomas
Merry Christmas, Baby - The Beach Boys
My Christmas Baby - The Refreshments
She's Coming Home - The Wailers
This Time of Year - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I'll Make Every Day Christmas (For My Woman) - Joe Tex
If We Make It Through December - Merle Haggard
This Christmas - Donny Hathaway
Silver Bells - Bob Hope & Marilyn Maxwell
Santa, Don't Pass Me By -- Jimmy Donley; classic from the swamp pop legend
It Must Be Christmas - Judy Holliday and Gery Mulligan
Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens
The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
Christmas Auld Lang Syne - Bobby Darin















This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 6:34 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Blazing Death Torch is the name of my metal band
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Please Come Home For Christmas - Charles Brown


Only song that needs to be on the list.

Unless you put Aaron Neville and the Eagles version.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:03 pm to
consistently the worst thread of the yesr
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:03 pm to
This isn't some kind of hipster deal is it?
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:04 pm to


Is that a tranny?
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:04 pm to
good work
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Blazing Death Torch is the name of my metal band


Also the unofficial nickname of my penis.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Is that a tranny?


Nope, that's TD's very own Tiger Honey...
Posted by LSU Coyote
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This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 2:10 pm
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:09 pm to
No Aaron Neville?



GOAT Christmas album:



Posted by Scooba
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:11 pm to
Looks like it's going to whip it out and piss on the presents. Why do girls do such weird poses?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Nope, that's TD's very own Tiger Honey...


Who's he?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141415 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

GOAT Christmas album
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35535 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:15 pm to
No Aaron Neville no care

ETA: But this is actually pretty awesome. Will probably use playlists.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Who's he?
Before your time... (She)
Posted by TennesseeFan25
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:34 pm to
Eh don't be dumb, she's cute
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:36 pm to
is that JJ Watt as a kid?
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