quote:that's better. It made sense before but had no punch.
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really but I can tell you exactly where I was.”
The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk, and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”