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Yewkindewit
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand

I understood 18 of the 21. Have to google 3.


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HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.


Waiting for the responses that correct you with "2 kinds of people".


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Jazzbass13
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Bestbank Tiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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mew is a pun for mu, the coefficient of friction. the cat with lower friction falls off first


Thanks. That was one of about 2 or 3 I didn't get.


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Mr Fusion
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
My favorite was how to tell a chemist and a plumber apart.
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M. A. Ryland
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
What do you call an avocado's number of atoms?
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A guaca-mole

Ok. it wasn't really that funny...
I liked the unionized joke better.


How about this one:
Sandwich
Good geeky humor there!


TH03
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
my high school chemistry teacher used to tell that one


Tigah in the ATL
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
that's better. It made sense before but had no punch.

And do I get a prize for understanding them all?

Or should I get out more?
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M. A. Ryland
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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my high school chemistry teacher used to tell that one


probably had the same HS chem teacher then... I think that's where I heard it.


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Tigah in the ATL
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was going to be the binary joke.
nice one


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dewster
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
The programmer's wife joke cracked me up.


NawlinsTigah270
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I got the computer science related ones and a few others but not many


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Dijkstra
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.


I enjoy this one.

I actually enjoyed most of them, especially the logic and CS-based jokes. The Oct 31 = Dec 25 made me laugh out loud.

The programmer's wife joke is one my poor girlfriend will get a kick out of.
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BruslyTiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
If you convert 31 octet (Oct 31) to decimal it returns 25 dec (Dec25).

Turn windows calculator to scientific mode and enter 31 in oct and then click the dec.


CocomoLSU
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
Some of those are good. #7 (the klepto one) is fricking awesome.


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eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
Scruffy you are wrong and Brusly tiger is right. I came to post the same thing.

Octal or OCT is a base 8 number system.
Decimal or DEC is a base 10 number system.



brouski
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
The bartender goes, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"

A tachyon walks into a bar.


TDTGodfather
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
the math part of my brain is weak so i enjoy jokes like the kleptomaniac one and the crossing a joke with a rhetorical question better. also...

quote:

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.



but i do enjoy the occasional computer geek, IT joke.

quote:

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.



and this type of stuff




quote:

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really but I can tell you exactly where I was.”

The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk, and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”



TH03
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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“Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”


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BTHog
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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BTHog will be verifying the qualifications of posters who post a laughing emote in this thread


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