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16 Reasons The Best Women Often Stay Single The Longest

Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:08 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421237 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:08 am
Let's laugh at old maids TOTD

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1. You deserve an amazing guy.
2. You like doing what you want, when you want.
3. You’re a natural risk taker.
4. You’re so unique that it’s not easy to find a good match for you.
5. Your top priorities don’t include being someone’s girlfriend or wife.
6. You love the excitement of first kisses.
7. You want to taste all the flavors of the casual sex scene.
8. You’d rather not share your hard earned money.
9. You don’t want to have to check in with anyone
10. You love being the single girl at weddings.
11. You don’t want to give up vacuuming in the nude.
12. You love the freedom of not having plans.
13. You’re busy building an empire.
14. You don’t have the time for someone else’s problems.
15. You’re not concerned about your biological clock.
16. You’re already in a relationship with yourself.


as a lifelong bachelor who promotes men staying single longer, these articles always crack me up. while i promote men being rational and logical about their love life (due to its drastic effects on their value and financial livelihood), these articles promote the most irrational, emotional self assurance (typically in women, but you find it also for feminized emo men).

as for how legitimate this site is, look at the "Read More" section below:
quote:

8 Ways to Get Downgraded From Potential Girlfriend to Hookup
9 Reasons Men Deserve the “Crazy” Label More Than We Do
Is He Your Future Husband or a Waste of Time?
Do You Act Like a Hot Girl or an Ugly Girl?
12 Types of Single Girls — Which One Are You?
4 Reasons You Shouldn’t Ask a Guy Where Things Are Going
35 Crazy Thoughts You Have When a Guy Isn’t Texting Back
He’s Just Not That Into You — Now What?


or this winner:

16 Reasons You're Alone even Though You're Amazing

This website appears to be the gif-less buzfeed of insecure women approaching the end of their fertility.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:09 am to
agree
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:10 am to
I see these on Facebook all the time. Cracks me up and all the women get all worked up like, "YEAH GIRL! YOU ROCK!"
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77919 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:10 am to
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9 Reasons Men Deserve the “Crazy” Label More Than We Do


winner
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421237 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:12 am to
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It’s sad that so many guys are intimidated by a strong, confident, independent woman.

so strong, confident, and independent that you constantly need reassurance via faceless writers on the internet...in list form
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

8 Ways to Get Downgraded From Potential Girlfriend to Hookup
9 Reasons Men Deserve the “Crazy” Label More Than We Do
Is He Your Future Husband or a Waste of Time?
Do You Act Like a Hot Girl or an Ugly Girl?
12 Types of Single Girls — Which One Are You?
4 Reasons You Shouldn’t Ask a Guy Where Things Are Going
35 Crazy Thoughts You Have When a Guy Isn’t Texting Back
He’s Just Not That Into You — Now What?



Women are absolutely batshit insane. They are all unstable, every single one.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:13 am to
and are usually terrible at things like finances, buying cars, and other "adult" stuff...
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15406 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:14 am to
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4 Reasons You Shouldn’t Ask a Guy Where Things Are Going


I actually support this.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:14 am to
Pretty much the only reason any of those articles are posted. I laugh every time I see them and it's the same people always sharing them.
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 10:16 am
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28064 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:14 am to
quote:

strong, confident, independent woman.


That's the best kind to break to your will.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:15 am to
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7. You want to taste all the flavors of the casual sex scene.

Check it out: a rational reason why a woman should stay single. I'm stunned.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:15 am to
Just sounds like a list trying to make single ladies in a bad place feel better about themselves....or telling them if they want to be a whore, that's okay too.
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2008
4134 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:15 am to
just a bunch of dumb whores patting each other on the back and attempting to find a way to justify why they're single.

Hilarious.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421237 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:16 am to
as a guy who seeks a strong, confident, independent, and intelligent women, let me just say they are very rare

VERY rare
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:18 am to
My wife is friends with quite a few single women in their late 30s/early 40s. They believe and I agree that the pool of decent men is rather small. They are all successful professionals, and want a man that has a good job, a future, some ambition. They want to marry their equal or better and the reality is those men got snapped up 10 years ago.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421237 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:18 am to
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Just sounds like a list trying to make single ladies in a bad place feel better about themselves....or telling them if they want to be a whore, that's okay too.


the 2nd article is written by:

quote:

Crystal Crowder is a freelance writer and blogger. She's a tech geek at heart, but loves telling it like it is when it comes to love, beauty and style. She's enjoys writing music, poetry and fiction and hopes to have her first novel out soon.


that's like the OKC/Tinder profile of a SLA chick talking about how she loves being outdoors and is just a simple country girl
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:19 am to
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They want to marry their equal or better and the reality is those men got snapped up 10 years ago.
the reality is that the type of man they want to marry, would rather marry a 25 year old and not a 40 year old who thinks she deserves "the best"
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42447 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:19 am to
That site was made for women approaching the wall.

#redpillriseup
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:19 am to
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16 Reasons The Best Women Often Stay Single The Longest


What are the things narcissistic women tell themselves to feel better about why they are still single? for $800 Alex

I blame Disney for selling girls a fairy tale, when the truth is there is no happily ever after in the real world. That and most people don't know the difference between infatuation that fades in 6-18 months and love.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22036 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:19 am to
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7. You want to taste all the flavors of the casual sex scene.


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