There are talking heads picking the Saints

I was watching a show last night where the analysts said this was "the easiest game all playoffs to pick....Seattle rolls"

I can understand why they say that. Saints got on track against Philly, but that ain't Seattle. Hopefully they can come out and prove everyone wrong.

most will love this piece...
Norman Chad (no, I'm not kidding) Spokane WA newspaper

The Seahawks are 13-3 because, with Wilson at quarterback, they play smart offensive football, coupled with bruising defensive football. A fan could fall in love with them, except that they’re already so in love with themselves.

The wide receivers signal first down after every catch. The linebackers pound their chests after every defensive stop. It’s a miracle half the team isn’t on injured reserve from spraining their arms trying to pat themselves on the back.

(FYI: Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is the only Stanford graduate ever to earn a bachelor’s degree in trash-talking.)

Nobody on the Seahawks just makes a play and goes back to the huddle. They are a chirping, preening lot of look-at-me- I’m-the-baddest-man-on-the- planet showboaters.

Sooner or later, the Seahawks are going to give up a touchdown while celebrating a hard hit.

All of this is a reflection of their around-the-clock, strut-and-swagger leader, Pete Carroll.

You may recall Carroll from USC, which he left on NCAA sanctions due to improper benefits for Reggie Bush that Carroll supposedly knew nothing about; Bush forfeited his Heisman Trophy while Carroll flew first-class to his next job in Seattle.

In Seattle, the Seahawks have led the NFL in substance-abuse suspensions – five – since Carroll became coach in 2010. Carroll is the only coach in NFL history with an offensive coordinator, a defensive coordinator and a PED coordinator.

Of course, Carroll seemingly is never aware of any malfeasance or abnormality around him – if the Abscam sting were run out of his lap, he would tell you he didn’t even know he had a lap.

(FYI, again: At Seahawks games, the crowd is known as “the 12th man,” when, in fact, the 12th man in Seattle is some guy named Junebug who provides Adderall to many defensive starters.)

During games, Carroll bounds along the sideline. Sometimes he sprints alongside a play if, say, the Seahawks force a turnover and are returning it for a score. Sometimes he rips off his headset and charges toward an official to argue a call.

He spends so much time on the field, they should just give him his own whistle.

My disdain for Carroll grew out of a moment I witnessed before he was even a head coach.

It was a Jets-at-Dolphins contest on Dec. 20, 1992. After a Tony Martin touchdown catch with 2:30 to go in the fourth quarter, Dolphins kicker Pete Stoyanovich missed an extra point that would’ve tied the game, and the TV cameras caught Carroll – then defensive coordinator of the Jets – gleefully putting his hands around his neck in a choke sign.

What a lovely, classy gesture, I thought.

(By the way, karma kicked in, as Stoyanovich made a 37-yard field goal attempt with seven seconds left to give the Dolphins a 19-17 victory.)

Trust me, Pete Carroll doesn’t deserve Russell Wilson. He deserves a 19-17 playoff loss.

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Trust me, Pete Carroll doesn’t deserve Russell Wilson. He deserves a 19-17 playoff loss.

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Norman Chad (no, I'm not kidding) Spokane WA newspaper

The Seahawks are 13-3 because, with Wilson at quarterback, they play smart offensive football, coupled with bruising defensive football. A fan could fall in love with them, except that they’re already so in love with themselves.

The wide receivers signal first down after every catch. The linebackers pound their chests after every defensive stop. It’s a miracle half the team isn’t on injured reserve from spraining their arms trying to pat themselves on the back.

(FYI: Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is the only Stanford graduate ever to earn a bachelor’s degree in trash-talking.)

Nobody on the Seahawks just makes a play and goes back to the huddle. They are a chirping, preening lot of look-at-me- I’m-the-baddest-man-on-the- planet showboaters.

Sooner or later, the Seahawks are going to give up a touchdown while celebrating a hard hit.

All of this is a reflection of their around-the-clock, strut-and-swagger leader, Pete Carroll.

You may recall Carroll from USC, which he left on NCAA sanctions due to improper benefits for Reggie Bush that Carroll supposedly knew nothing about; Bush forfeited his Heisman Trophy while Carroll flew first-class to his next job in Seattle.

In Seattle, the Seahawks have led the NFL in substance-abuse suspensions – five – since Carroll became coach in 2010. Carroll is the only coach in NFL history with an offensive coordinator, a defensive coordinator and a PED coordinator.

Of course, Carroll seemingly is never aware of any malfeasance or abnormality around him – if the Abscam sting were run out of his lap, he would tell you he didn’t even know he had a lap.

(FYI, again: At Seahawks games, the crowd is known as “the 12th man,” when, in fact, the 12th man in Seattle is some guy named Junebug who provides Adderall to many defensive starters.)

During games, Carroll bounds along the sideline. Sometimes he sprints alongside a play if, say, the Seahawks force a turnover and are returning it for a score. Sometimes he rips off his headset and charges toward an official to argue a call.

He spends so much time on the field, they should just give him his own whistle.

My disdain for Carroll grew out of a moment I witnessed before he was even a head coach.

It was a Jets-at-Dolphins contest on Dec. 20, 1992. After a Tony Martin touchdown catch with 2:30 to go in the fourth quarter, Dolphins kicker Pete Stoyanovich missed an extra point that would’ve tied the game, and the TV cameras caught Carroll – then defensive coordinator of the Jets – gleefully putting his hands around his neck in a choke sign.

What a lovely, classy gesture, I thought.

(By the way, karma kicked in, as Stoyanovich made a 37-yard field goal attempt with seven seconds left to give the Dolphins a 19-17 victory.)

Trust me, Pete Carroll doesn’t deserve Russell Wilson. He deserves a 19-17 playoff loss.

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why am i afraid this is taped in every players' locker?

I love Norman Chad. Everyone should have some Chad in their lives if they haven't already.

i called the Philly game exactly minus the score. said we'd win by 2 on a last second FG.

we win by 13 saturday bitches

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Getting out to a quick lead would be monstrous in quieting that crowd

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Agreed. We can't start off by putting ourselves in a hole. This will be a tough game, but I do like the fact that we've been there already this year and will know what to expect.

It bothers me that Carroll runs halfway into the field almost every play and never gets called for a sideline infraction. He might as well put a ref shirt on with how close he is

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I love Norman Chad. Everyone should have some Chad in their lives if they haven't already.

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Pay the man Shirley!

Thanks Chad and Blues..those are some great postings..I'm cut and pasting them for my I hate Seattle reference texts.

Man I want us to knock off those clowns. Remember the masked fan we saw in Philly..

"Anything that flies dies"