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re: Official "Matt Ryan Pees Sitting Down Thread"

Posted on 12/28/16 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/28/16 at 1:26 pm to
Matty "MVP" Ice about to go in dry on the piss poor Saints defense
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 1:46 pm to
Matt Ryan calls live links to inquire about how many calories are in semen, because the team told him to put on some extra weight to prevent injury.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 1:47 pm
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/28/16 at 1:56 pm to
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Matt Ryan calls live links to inquire about how many calories are in semen

Uhhh. What? You're starting to scare me now. Delving into creepy land.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 1:57 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:02 pm to
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Matt Ryan calls live links to inquire about how many calories are in semen, because the team told him to put on some extra weight to prevent injury.


Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 3:31 pm to
What's the bounty this year?
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1168 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:31 pm to
Q: How do you stop a Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Saints jersey.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1168 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:36 pm to
Hey NorthGwinfricknut, this one's for you: Q: How do you casterate a Atlanta Falcons fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1168 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:47 pm to
No need for a bounty on yall's sorry arse. My wife was about to put our son in an Atlanta Falcons jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25846 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 7:17 pm to
Matt Ryan is such a cuck that he voted for Hillary Clinton...twice.


Pussy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 8:51 pm to
When you say "Canton" to Matt Ryan he thinks of a town in China.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 9:09 pm to
This thread is a shitshow.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 1:06 am to
Matt Ryan's all time favorite movie love scene is the shower rape from American History X.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12848 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:47 am to
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Q: How do you stop a Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Saints jersey.

Uhm.
1-0 this season and after Sunday's win we will have beaten you 4 of the last 6 times. 2 of those were a SWEEP in Mike Smith's farewell tour (which is embarrassing for Payton in my opinion).
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1168 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:17 am to
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Uhm.
1-0 this season and after Sunday's win we will have beaten you 4 of the last 6 times. 2 of those were a SWEEP in Mike Smith's farewell tour (which is embarrassing for Payton in my opinion).
Um you can manipulate the numbers all you want but the fact is that we are 2 out of 3 against YOU the past two years PLUS we are still 15-6 over the Falcons during Payton's whole tenure. So go read up some more before you bring your weak arse bullshite in here, Douchbag troll.
This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 9:18 am
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12848 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:29 am to
2-0 is coming soon my friend. Prepare.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1168 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 10:26 am to
Okay then, I will expect to see YOU here eating your words after Sunday and not disappearing after the game that you and that fricknut NorthGwinTiger are known to do.
Posted by albanyla
Florida
Member since Apr 2012
250 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 10:50 am to
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Matty "MVP" Ice about to go in dry on the piss poor Saints defense


Are you really calling out the Saints defense as a Falcon fan? Have you seen the Falcon defense this year? No one else has either...
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12848 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:11 am to
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Are you really calling out the Saints defense as a Falcon fan? Have you seen the Falcon defense this year? No one else has either...

It's actually been pretty decent-to-good the last 5 weeks. Granted 3 of the last 5 games have been "bad" teams but hey, everyone plays a few of them every season.

I'd say the Saints Defense has played much better too. Sunday should be fun.
Posted by Mrwhodat
Member since Dec 2015
10296 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:25 pm to
Brees showing Matty Ice how it's done:
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8493 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:39 am to
Tim Tebow has a better playoff winning percentage than Matt Ryan...
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 7:40 am
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