The dirty birds write up is classic...
Falcons: D+ There was recently a story about places on Earth that people used to think were entrances to Hell and I was honestly shocked that the Georgia Dome wasn’t one of them.
Before last week’s loss to Arizona, Atlanta’s games had all been one-score games which says “maybe not that bad” but five losses in seven games say otherwise. Despite the money spent on free agents, there’s no running game, two of their best receivers are hurt, the defense is as impotent as a Braves crowd, and Matt Ryan has been positively Chris Miller-esque (a passer rating below 50 against the Cardinals). Plus, the Falcons have the Saints (again), Panthers (twice), Seahawks, 49ers, and Packers left on the schedule so 4-12 is possible which is hilarious for a team predicted to finish near the top of the league. Good. Atlanta sports fan deserve it. Enjoy playing in the Sphincter Dome, guys.
Final prediction: Does an NFL team fail if no fans are around to watch them?
Buccaneers: F- with only this gif for Tampa Bay... Image: http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/monkey-smells-finger-o.gif
This post was edited on 10/31 at 9:21 am