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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:50 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:50 pm
....goin fap to lonely tears
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:51 pm to
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.goin fap with lonely tears
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:51 pm to
I don't cry
Posted by CocoLoco
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:52 pm to
I just invited a girl over, but forgot she is on her period. I want to cry. She is going to want to cuddle, and she has all this boob and arse going on. My penis will want to touch her. I might try to anger frick her face.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:54 pm to
Haha. Just dry hump her like timberlake
Posted by 3HourTour
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:55 pm to
I just sexed my wife in the shower

But now the kid is up
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:56 pm to
You can walk thru mud. You can frick thru blood
Posted by CocoLoco
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:57 pm to
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I just sexed my wife in the shower



Oh thanks. Guess I'll be looking at fricking spankwire for the night. Lela Star and my imagination.
Posted by 3HourTour
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:00 am to
Lol my wife just almost fell out if the bed trying to kill a mosquito

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:00 am to
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:01 am to
One thing I have to say though, at least this girl isn't pregnant.


I can't even take care of myself.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:02 am to
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I just invited a girl over, but forgot she is on her period.

put down a towel, or get in the shower.

quote:

I just sexed my wife in the shower

Congrats. I did the same to my SO. No kids to worry about.



Eases the pain.
Posted by 3HourTour
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:02 am to
Dude pregnant sex is the best. She was horny all the time.
Posted by CocoLoco
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:04 am to
But I am only 22, man. No way could I handle such a thing. I'm not even sure if I want a relationship with this girl yet.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:05 am to
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Dude pregnant sex is the best. She was horny all the time.


Then a kid pops out. And you have to care for it. And she isnt tight anymore. And you dont have time anymore. And you have real life responsibility.

I bet its all worth it.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:06 am to
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I'm not even sure if I want a relationship with this girl yet.


Is she over there yet?

Remember, you dont buy a car until you test drive it first, and you never buy a cow when you get milk for free.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:06 am to
The thread title and conversation are approaching train wreck status.
This post was edited on 11/30/12 at 12:07 am
Posted by CocoLoco
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:08 am to
You can join in if you want







Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:08 am to
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The thread title and conversation are approaching train wreck status.



Shut up. We are trying to get Coco laid here.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59584 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:09 am to
Could be worse... New life motto
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