re: Gordon Undergoes Successful Arthroscopic Procedure(Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/10/13 at 5:42 pm to wope)
May 10, 2013
The New Orleans Pelicans announced today that guard Eric Gordon underwent a successful arthroscopic procedure yesterday in his mangina to alleviate pain caused by particles of scar tissue. The procedure was performed by Dr. Richard Ferkel of the Kerlan-Jobe Clinic in Los Angeles, CA. Hopefully the doctor was successful in removing all of the sand before it made a pearl.
Gordon is currently recovering from the procedure and will begin rehabilitation immediately while returning to basketball activities later in the summer.
If the procedure was unsuccessful, the front office fears that his pussy will
Continue to hurt until
He is reunited with his heart in Phoenix.