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Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?

Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Mullen3:16
Nerlins, LA
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:00 pm
They seem very tenacious
Posted by droman225
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:02 pm to
I'd pay big bucks to watch a pelican v jester in a cage match
Posted by Biff Tannen
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:02 pm to

This post was edited on 12/4/12 at 7:06 pm
Posted by Hedonismbot
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34245 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

They seem very tenacious


I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34245 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:07 pm to
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I'd pay big bucks to watch jester


If you want me to send you nudes, just say it.
This post was edited on 12/4/12 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.


are you sure it didn't molest your mother too?
This post was edited on 12/4/12 at 7:08 pm
Posted by droman225
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:08 pm to
I'm not sure how you got to that conclusion.



But I mean I'm not gonna turn down free dick pics


<~~~< @pelicanlover.com
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34245 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:09 pm to
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are you sure it didn't molest your mother too?


Nah, it just stood there looking at my like a waterhead.
Posted by droman225
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Member since Aug 2011
13383 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.



Sounds like you were bitten by a pelican. And you didn't do shite.
This post was edited on 12/4/12 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34245 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:14 pm to
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Sounds like you were bitten by a pelican. And you didn't do shite.


No, I turned around and looked at it. That seemed to put it in its place.
Posted by droman225
HTown by way of BR
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:16 pm to
No. You were scared to do anything because you knew that pelican would frick you up.

Pelican - 1

Jester - 0
Posted by ThePurpleHornet
NOLA
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 7:31 pm to
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They seem very tenacious



...in the sack

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