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Punk rockers get in here

Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:18 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:18 am
Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard
Only a dollar fifty
Well, that's pretty neat
Yeah it's frickin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
Man you should see the way it shits
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:26 pm to
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
Doing to the soil?
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
22262 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Jonny Wurster


Superchunk!!!
Posted by eye65
Member since Aug 2009
987 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:20 am to
I knew a girl once who drove a camero and referred to it as "bitchin"
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