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Nobel Prize people can't contact Dylan..

Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:11 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:11 pm
They have almost 1 million bucks to give him,and he isn't returning their calls
Does their contact person have an Indian accent?
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3312 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:32 pm to
I want him to hold a press conference so a reporter can ask him...





































"How does it feel?"
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:46 pm to
Honestly, isn't this how we want Bob Dylan to behave?
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 10:01 pm to


Someone’s got it in for me, they’re planting stories in the press

Whoever it is I wish they’d cut it out but when they will I can only guess

They say I won a nobel prize when I was singin' in Italy

They say a million bucks is comin' to me
I can’t help it if I’m lucky

Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20503 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 10:16 pm to
He sent them the following message.

quote:

Yes, I received your letter yesterday
(About the time the doorknob broke)
When you asked how I was doing
Was that some kind of joke?
All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name
Right now I can’t read too good
Don’t send me no more letters, no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:21 pm to
Amen man. Hopin I get to talk to him in just a few days.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:25 pm to
Idiot Wind is one of my favorites. Good job.

After listening to it for the 4th million time,it's exactly about all of us Americans.
This post was edited on 10/19/16 at 11:57 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:26 pm to
His son hasn't accepted on his behalf?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:32 pm to
Some good Fans in this thread.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7904 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 12:05 am to
He's either tangled up in blue or napping with Hillary.
Posted by Kaizen
Member since Aug 2016
462 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:47 am to
Huge fan, but I'm sure there's an explanation. He fricking did Kaiser-Permanente commercials, let's not pretend Bob doesnt like money



PS, maybe he gets shitty cell signal at maggies farm
This post was edited on 10/19/16 at 2:50 am
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 9:26 am to
Dylan is a master of trolling the press and the establishment. Kanye is at home, furiously taking notes from the master.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38636 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:02 am to
the man is on tour
he ain't got time for that shite
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:26 am to
Maybe he thinks it's ridiculous that he actually won a Nobel Prize.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Maybe he thinks it's ridiculous that he actually won a Nobel Prize.


He probably does,and that's why he deserves it.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 11:45 am to
Well, in that case, I deserve one, too.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27801 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 12:17 pm to
Me too,but I guess they actually need to know who we are first. That's probably an important step..just so they can say our names and shite.
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