re: Most bad arse opening in a rap song ever?

"frick all you hoes, get a grip muthafricka"

After the N.W.A. court is called to order:

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frick the police comin straight from the underground
A young ni**a got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
frick that shite, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfricker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
frickin with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every ni**a is sellin narcotics

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When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
And he was the shoguns decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by devils.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasnt scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didnt.
*woman screams*
That was the night everything changed *voice fades*

2 Pac "Hit Em Up"

That's why I F--cked yo B-tch You Fat Mother F--cker

Not sure if this opening is 'badass' in lyrical content but it's certainly awesome.

"Yo, microphone check one two what is this
The five foot assassin with the ruffneck business
I float like gravity, never had a cavity
Got more rhymes than the Winans's got family
No need to sweat Arsenio to gain some type of fame
No shame in my game cause I'll always be the same
Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have
You wanna diss the Phifer but you still don't know the half
I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path
Messin round with this you catch (arse) the sizin of em (Balls)I never half step cause I'm not a half stepper
Drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper
Refuse to com-pete with BS competition
Your name ain't Special Ed so won't you Seckle With the Mission
I never walk the streets, think it's all about me
Even though deep in my heart, it really could be
I just try my best to like go all out
Some might even say yo shorty black you're buggin' out"

quote:

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That's why I F--cked yo B-tch You Fat Mother F--cker

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This is a good one!

haha i was beaten to it.....



"regulators - mount up"

"Whooaaaah come on, ooh yeah-heah"

Return of the Mac

Hey check this out motherfricker.
What's up, can't talk with a gun in your mouth?
-It wasn't me
Can't talk with a gun in your mouth?
-It wasn't me
Hey lisen ****, you know Lucifer?
-Nah
Well you bout to meet him motherfricker.



Most fricking gangster line ever


[link=(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lP6mVSHa0)]Dr. Dre - **** witta Gun[/link]

Six in the mornin, police at my door.