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I figured out where Country Music went completely off the tracks...

Posted on 10/31/16 at 2:20 am
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 2:20 am
Montgomery Gentry's Titty's Beer

"Whether you're from the country or the big ole city, one things for sure everybody loves tittys".

I don't even know what to say about this travesty. That somebody actually recorded this song is absurd. I just don't even know what to say except laugh. Guess they've gone full on bro-country.

What's even weirder...this creepy dude in a duster that must be 60 spinning a microphone talking about college girl's tittys.

I change my mind, this might be the greatest thing country music has ever produced. It has all the cringe.

This post was edited on 10/31/16 at 2:26 am
Posted by VOLcano
Rocky Top
Member since Feb 2016
942 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 9:18 am to
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What's even weirder...this creepy dude in a duster that must be 60 spinning a microphone talking about college girl's tittys.

How is that creepy, just because you get older doesn't mean you are not allowed to talk about hot college girls. And no matter how old you get, you are always going to love tittys.
That's the great thing, even when you get older, college girls will always be the same age
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 10:53 am to
This is what new country has come to? We all like tittys so it's all good? LOL
Posted by NikolaiJakov
Moscow
Member since Mar 2014
2803 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 1:28 pm to
Wrong. Started with Achy Breaky Heart.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1008 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 5:30 pm to
“Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger fricking.” Waylon Jennings
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 5:36 pm to
what genre doesnt sing about this ?
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 6:36 pm to
It started with Tim McGraw.
Posted by VOLcano
Rocky Top
Member since Feb 2016
942 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 11:03 pm to
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This is what new country has come to? We all like tittys so it's all good? LOL

I never said I liked the song, I have never even listened to it. I'm just making a general statement.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40373 posts
Posted on 10/31/16 at 11:28 pm to
Lots of proud fathers in that video.
Posted by CLAMBOY666
CHURCH POINT
Member since Oct 2016
46 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 12:48 am to
DWIGHT YOAKAM WAS THE LAST REAL COWBOY.
Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2086 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:11 am to
Luke Bryant, Kenny Chesly, and Jason Aldean is all you got to say.
Posted by CLAMBOY666
CHURCH POINT
Member since Oct 2016
46 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:33 am to
FO SHEAUX.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 7:55 am to
Wrong.... in the early 90's, this guy drove the train off the tracks.

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75130 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 8:26 am to
Garth rocks
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 8:56 am to
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“Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger fricking.” Waylon Jennings


Yep, started in the 90's when the industry decided to start going pop with it. Toss in Billy Ray as mentioned and Shania as well.
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 8:58 am
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1929 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 9:17 am to
Agreed. Garth Brooks was/is the problem. Paved the way for a lot of terrible music, including his own. See college footballs poster song of 2016, "pure adrenaline".
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:10 am to
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this creepy dude in a duster


You know what a duster is, DC? That's just a jacket with patches that creepy dude (Eddie Montgomery, age 53) is wearing.

This is a duster, baw.

Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34238 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:26 am to
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See college footballs poster song of 2016, "pure adrenaline".


It's every college football promo you ever see now days. You had that silly Monday Night Football shite with Hank Jr. It's like football is now solely associated with being a retard.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12344 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I figured out where Country Music went completely off the tracks


Country music had already jumped the tracks, fallen off a cliff, and burst into flames.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

“Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger fricking.” Waylon Jennings


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