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Wow, Jupiter Ascending really does suck
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:58 pm
I watched it on HBO a minute ago. It's just a lot of mindless action sequences driving a ridiculous plot. The honest trailer of it is a million times better than the actual movie, and probably all I ever should have watched.
The more Wachowski movies I see, the more I'm convinced that they stole the original Matrix script. It's the only way those two freaks could possibly produce anything worth half a shite.
The more Wachowski movies I see, the more I'm convinced that they stole the original Matrix script. It's the only way those two freaks could possibly produce anything worth half a shite.
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:01 pm to blueboy
When the film ended I literally had no idea what just happened.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:04 pm to blueboy
It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
It's like, "This insanity isn't working. Can we get a different brand of insanity?"
It's like, "This insanity isn't working. Can we get a different brand of insanity?"
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:12 pm to blueboy
quote:
Wow, Jupiter Ascending really does suck
It is a legitimate contender to be a "worse movie ever". Especially one that had a nice budget and push behind it.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:18 pm to blueboy
space politics movies that suck:
-The Phantom Menace
-Jupiter Ascending
-??
-The Phantom Menace
-Jupiter Ascending
-??
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:34 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:I hear they're both chicks now. Yeah. Born that way.
It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
"I know! Space bureaucrats!"
"Holy shite, that's brilliant!"
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:40 pm to blueboy
I got high and watched it and it still blew.
Cloud Atlas was bonkers, and I understood about 40 percent of what was going on, but it was entertaining.
I still think they would do a better job with Justice League than Snyder. At least they shoot their movies in color, so it would be a visual treat.
Cloud Atlas was bonkers, and I understood about 40 percent of what was going on, but it was entertaining.
I still think they would do a better job with Justice League than Snyder. At least they shoot their movies in color, so it would be a visual treat.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:46 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
Literally no one has said this
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:48 pm to Byron Bojangles III
quote:
It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
Literally no one has said this
I've said it.
I remember the rumor a few years ago was that they were going to direct Justice League. Warner Brothers likes them because of all the sweet Matrix $$$, they can handle big-time special effects and they put up a lot of their own money to make Cloud Atlas so they need the cash.
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 1:48 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
Wait, this has been said?
no....
ETA: Holyyyyy shite! ^^^^This guy directly above me apparently said it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 2:53 pm to Midget Death Squad
Yep. It's confirmed. The other one calls himself "Lilly" now.
The Wachowski Shemales
The Wachowski Shemales
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:04 pm to Uncle Stu
You're forgetting battlefield earth.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:13 pm to blueboy
Couldn't you just tell from that gay arse get up they had Channing Tatum it was gonna suck
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:17 pm to gatortrav88
You guys should watch the Jupiter Ascending honest trailer
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:34 pm to Byron Bojangles III
quote:
It's why I wince when people say, "Replace Zack Snyder with the Wachowskis".
quote:
Literally no one has said this
New York Post
quote:
It’s time to cut him loose, guys. Even the Wachowski Sisters can probably do a better job on “Justice League.’’
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:47 pm to gatortrav88
I want to watch pretty much any cool space movie. I'll even watch some cheesy 60s scifi on CometTV. But I couldn't get into this.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:20 pm to gatortrav88
quote:I went into it expecting the worst movie ever made. This usually causes a movie not to suck as bad, but not this time.
Couldn't you just tell from that gay arse get up they had Channing Tatum it was gonna suck
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:49 pm to blueboy
Bound was good
if you like mob movies and watching girls have sex
personally I think it's their masterpiece
if you like mob movies and watching girls have sex
personally I think it's their masterpiece
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:52 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
It’s time to cut him loose, guys. Even the Wachowski Sisters can probably do a better job on “Justice League.’’
Can does not equal should. "Tommy Wiseau can probably do a better job on justice league" doesn't mean anyone is recommending he take over. You know better.
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:54 pm to cgrand
quote:
Bound was good
Yeah, every time the Wachowskis come up, it is somewhat forgotten about.
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