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re: Why do Ewoks wear their single piece of clothing on their head?
Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:18 pm to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:18 pm to CaptainsWafer
In a way. It was an evolutionary thing. The early ewoks that could reach their own penis's with their mouths were more desirable to the female ewoks since they never had to nag their wife to perform felatio. As the millennia passed these traits were passed along and the male ewok genitalia slowly migrated up their bodies. In a tragic twist of fate however, a once vibrant, intellectually thriving species saw its promising future squandered for quite obvious reasons.
This also explains why several of them have buck teeth.
This also explains why several of them have buck teeth.
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Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:37 pm to meeple
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make RotJ worse than it should have been.
ROTJ was my favorite growing up. I feel like it's just the one that became popular to shite on. Even the Ewoks don't bother me.
What bothers me now is all the cartoon nonsense they added to Jabbas lair and the Sarlacc pit.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 12:11 am to Bmath
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ROTJ was my favorite growing up. I feel like it's just the one that became popular to shite on. Even the Ewoks don't bother me.
What bothers me now is all the cartoon nonsense they added to Jabbas lair and the Sarlacc pit.
I agree with you. I really liked it, and still do to this day, because of the space battle. I think people hate on it because now that we're older or if you weren't a kid then you see it as the obvious toy-push that it is. But if you think about it, the Ewoks are pretty terrifying creatures with how adaptable they are and being quick studies on advanced technologies. Plus, they were going to eat the humans. I'm sure they raped Leia.
The new songs are terrible! Really hate all the CGI bullshite that Lucas has added.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 10:57 am to Methuselah
Answer: So the viewer can tell them apart.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 11:54 am to Methuselah
What is an Ewok
Posted on 11/27/16 at 12:38 pm to PowerTool
quote:It's mostly younger people whose "childhood experience" of them was watching them on video at home with their parents.
I don't know when it became cool to hate everything from our childhoods and think every minute of cinema needs to be dark, brooding, and gritty.
That and cynical internet figs.
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