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What would make future movies more realistic?

Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:01 am
Posted by bourne1978
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:01 am
Their characters fully undressing daily for their daily shower or bath. This would add more realness into movies. Who wouldn't want to see Black Widow or the new Wonder Woman with a daily kind of realness to their characters? And so what if it makes movie rated R? If they want, film makers could release two different edited versions of movies into theater and into dvd. One PG-13 and one R.
Posted by RBWilliams8
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:31 pm to
... Really, guy?
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:39 pm to
Every movie should have a 30 minute scene where the characters all sit down and have dinner IMO.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:45 pm to
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What would make future movies more realistic?


Someone, anyone, that occasionally needs to stop and take a dump.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:48 pm to
Jack Bauer should have spent at least one episode of "24" stuck in traffic.
Posted by itawambadog
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:49 pm to
Build a time machine and film the movie in the future.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:13 pm to
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Someone, anyone, that occasionally needs to stop and take a dump.


That's kind of what pulp fiction is all about.
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:14 pm to
heroes are chubby, love interests are ugly and still rejects our heroes, they don't save the day, and end up being vilified or going to jail for trying to be a vigilante. Bad guy wins and the people admire him for being so cunning and powerful. Everyone swallows the blue pill.
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

movies more realistic?


that someone actually has a realistic hangover. Countless times you see someone drinking straight liquor for hours and hours on end, wake up sayign "omg i'm soOoOoOoO hungover!!!!" then drink a sip of water and go on about their day like nothing is wrong.

Granted, if they were more realistic and showed someone so debilitated that all they do is lay under a blanket on the couch watching netflix all day it wouldn't be a very interesting movie.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:20 pm to
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Their characters fully undressing daily for their daily shower or bath.




While I'm a huge advocate for gratuitous nudity, this just seems unnecessary.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 3:05 pm
Posted by floyd of pink
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:51 pm to
3 things for me (all related):

1) people who crack open a beer in movies generally take 1 sip then put them down for good

2) people who smoke cigarettes take a puff or 2 then toss them away

3) people who order full entrees at dinner, then proceed to take a couple bites and rush off to do whatever it is they have to do

Always happens
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

3 things for me (all related):

1) people who crack open a beer in movies generally take 1 sip then put them down for good

2) people who smoke cigarettes take a puff or 2 then toss them away

3) people who order full entrees at dinner, then proceed to take a couple bites and rush off to do whatever it is they have to do

Always happens


how bout answering machines that pick up after 1 ring?
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:13 pm to
Things they need to STOP doing that would make it more realistic:

1. Computers don't make a noise every time something comes up on the monitor
2. Hackers don't "hack" by typing furiously on the keyboard
3. Guns that never need to be reloaded
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:22 pm to
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how bout answering machines that pick up after 1 ring?



or someone hangs up on them, and it automatically goes to the dead-tone.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112184 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:30 pm to
I need to find a wife that can make a gormet breakfast every single morning that could feed a family of 20

When I find her I will make sure I just grab one piece of toast, take a bite, give her a kiss on the cheek, and say sorry Im already late, this looks great though
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:32 pm to
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2. Hackers don't "hack" by typing furiously on the keyboard



What about two people typing on the same keyboard?

NCIS Two Idiots One Keyboard
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:39 pm to
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Computers don't make a noise every time something comes up on the monitor

Computer noises drive me crazy. Don't know why they do that.
Posted by Tuggs
Member since Dec 2009
22 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:17 pm to
Just rolling over after having sex. I know I like to wipe myself off and the Mrs. To clean any leftovers.

Also opening the door mid makout and going straight to banging. It may be the 6 year relationship talking but the first thing I do when I get through the door is race to the toilet.
Posted by MartinRiggs1
Texas
Member since Apr 2016
149 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:19 pm to
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What would make future movies more realistic?


Batman jacking it alone in the bat cave before a night defending Gotham

Just a shot that zooms in on him, you see the cape and cowl from behind and its shaking slightly. Then a hand comes out from one of the sides and balances him on his super computer hahahahah

Alfred: Master Bruce, are you going to be needing the tide stick before you go out?

This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 6:32 pm to
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Every movie should have a 30 minute scene where the characters all sit down and have dinner IMO.


Yes. I want to see teeth being brushed. I want to see regularly scheduled meals and sleep. And dammit, I want hangovers that last all day instead of wearing off after 5 minutes.
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