re: South Park: You&#39;re Not Yelping

Posted by Wally Sparks

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 12:54 pm to CocomoLSU

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That could be fantastic, although I am a little hesitant since he's still neutered from a couple episodes ago.

Cartman's "return" might end up being over the course of the season.

Posted by Breesus

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 1:22 pm to Wally Sparks

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Cartman's "return" might end up being over the course of the season.

He'll invite all the SJWs and PCBros to a movie premier then thell do a theatre shooting episode.

Posted by Pectus

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 2:30 pm to musick

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Cartman being the "lead online restaurant reviewer" doesn't bode well for yelp.

I bet they're going to mix-and-match yelp and uber.

Posted by Breesus

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 4:06 pm to Breesus

Two downvotes?

Cartman getting neutered by a bunch of PC people and then killing everyone who nuetered him in the most non-PC way possible would be epic South Park.

No one else thinks that would be awesome?

Posted by BilJ

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 4:25 pm to Breesus

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Ugh

can you go ahead and just post your review for the episode now?

Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 4:51 pm to Breesus

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And you're not sure if they'll mention yelp?

I'm sure they'll mention it. Just not sure if the focus will be on Yelp sucking or just that all of the self-designated food critics online suck.

Posted by Breesus

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 4:56 pm to BilJ

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can you go ahead and just post your review for the episode now?

I dont believe in pre-emptive strikes.

I'll be here wednesday night commenting on the ingame thread.

Posted by Napoleon

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 5:02 pm to Fewer Kilometers

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I just have a hatred for Yelp. It's a scam, blackmailing businesses.

Preaching to the choir, if you get a less than five star review, they call you to advertise right away. If you do that low review becomes "not recommended" and no longer counts against your score, if you choose not to advertise they will remove TWO five star reviews and make them "not recommended" I have only a few reviews for my business and now they just did this same shite to me again.

Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 5:06 pm to Napoleon

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Preaching to the choir, if you get a less than five star review, they call you to advertise right away. If you do that low review becomes "not recommended" and no longer counts against your score, if you choose not to advertise they will remove TWO five star reviews and make them "not recommended" I have only a few reviews for my business and now they just did this same shite to me again.

And while you'd think that the addition of good reviews would move the bad reviews off of the front page, they don't. Calls for help from them trigger another sales pitch to pay them.

Posted by geauxtigers87

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:10 pm to hsfolk

Guaranteed to suck

Posted by Bestbank Tiger

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Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:40 pm to geauxtigers87

Sounds like a good episode for Randy

Posted by musick

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Posted on 10/13/15 at 7:23 am to Fewer Kilometers

Yelp is a scam (hostage review service) and I'm sure Cartman is going to milk that. He'll probably use it in some way to get free food and his arse kissed by all the restaurants.

I'm not sure what the payoff will be but I'm excited.