I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shite out of you!
You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!
Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale. I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.
Truth is I just smoked a J out by the car and I'm feeling a little...what's your, deal Kemosabe? You...you look like you want to punch me. You look like you want to punch me but you woooon't. You, too...you both you look like you want to punch me right now.
TigerMan327 LSU Fan Monroe Member since Feb 2011 2837 posts
re: On Which We Ponder The Awesomeness of "Step Brothers"Posted by TigerMan327 on 4/5/13 at 6:10 pm to Pilot Tiger
Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something." Dale: "You're something too." Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy." Dale: "In your vagina?" Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me." Dale: "What's happening?